The cooncil have been round tae collect full rent and gave Miriam a bespoke haircut so aye ma luvlee nae debates oan ma page stay in her ain lainWhat the hell is going on with his hair??
The cooncil have been round tae collect full rent and gave Miriam a bespoke haircut so aye ma luvlee nae debates oan ma page stay in her ain lainWhat the hell is going on with his hair??
And I love the way youβve yoused your words of thoughts to tell us aw how you feel, ma lovelie, so bespokeHalllooo ma lovelieielies I have so much extremely missed you all. New thread again on this dayn of dawn xxx
Ahh.... hello ma lovelieHalllooo ma lovelieielies I have so much extremely missed you all. New thread again on this dayn of dawn xxx
Aww.... Derek really is a cutie, isn't he?Ah yes. The party that Queen Mummazzz huns dahlins didn't turn up to but she's loves them all very much and they're practically family yall...
Look how cute Derek looks and pardon the pun, but I bet he loves being next to a huge man . He can barely contain the excitement on his face. Ugh....then there's Mario
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He is and Mario is stratospherically punching. Who know though,maybe Derek has that fetish where they're only attracted to ugly people (well what he perceives as ugly). I quote from soemone elseAww.... Derek really is a cutie, isn't he?
Looks like hes been prepped to go down for surgery.What the hell is going on with his hair??
Haha it does!!Looks like hes been prepped to go down for surgery.
A bespoke lobotomy?Looks like hes been prepped to go down for surgery.
If ever this was legitimately required!A bespoke lobotomy?
To be fair Iβd have a little bounce on Derekβs bespoke pillar scented candle. Moira must know she is well punching!Aww.... Derek really is a cutie, isn't he?
I am chuffed tae bits to have been chosen for thread title having only been on tattle for a few weeks i feel pure blessed so I dae my lovelies.Most like thread suggestion by @coldtoast
Mario was all ready for Christmas weeks ago. This week he's carried on buying.
We still don't know what his job is, and he's buying wax burners like a serial killer buying copies of Catcher in the Rye.
no wonder he wanted a bit of fun- that Maria is like an aul granny the way he gets on. he's like a pensioner- zero craic around that boy. him and his wax melts. deek should dump him and his tat out on his hole. i bet he wonders how in the fck he got trapped in this situation.Derek was having TOO MUCH FUN at the avamay party, poor Mario looked so uncomfortable and didn't fit in. Someone else at the party posted that when they went to their rooms, Mario had locked Derek oot. Awkward. Derek had a twinkle in his eye, clearly up for fun.
He looks like such an absolute wee goblin hereAh yes. The party that Queen Mummazzz huns dahlins didn't turn up to but she's loves them all very much and they're practically family yall...
Look how cute Derek looks and pardon the pun, but I bet he loves being next to a huge man . He can barely contain the excitement on his face. Ugh....then there's Mario
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I lurk on this thread but it has me laughing the most of all the threads I follow. They are hobbits!I hadn't realised how small Derek and Mario are!! No wonder they had to buy XS pjs!!! whose the hottie next to wee Derek?Ah yes. The party that Queen Mummazzz huns dahlins didn't turn up to but she's loves them all very much and they're practically family yall...
Look how cute Derek looks and pardon the pun, but I bet he loves being next to a huge man . He can barely contain the excitement on his face. Ugh....then there's Mario
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it was the man that Ava May was bonking the 'cleanfluencer' cleaning account cleaningwithjames used to beI lurk on this thread but it has me laughing the most of all the threads I follow. They are hobbits!I hadn't realised how small Derek and Mario are!! No wonder they had to buy XS pjs!!! whose the hottie next to wee Derek?
My husband can be a bit of a lazy git sometimes but a man that cleans loads would really put me off. It's not attractive one bitit was the man that Ava May was bonking cleaningwithjames used to be
Aww ffs I listen to Clyde every day, will be steering clear of it the morraMa lovelies ah hud tae rinse ma eyes wi Fabulosa yesterday after seeing oor Marions packet Prepare yersels fur ra morra when Hinch mentions him on Radio Clyde.....it will be skid marks galore in his cludgie wie excitement