The cooncil have been round tae collect full rent and gave Miriam a bespoke haircut so aye ma luvlee nae debates oan ma page stay in her ain lainWhat the hell is going on with his hair??
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And I love the way youβve yoused your words of thoughts to tell us aw how you feel, ma lovelie, so bespoke
Ah yes. The party that Queen Mummazzz huns dahlins didn't turn up to but she's loves them all very much and they're practically family yall...
Look how cute Derek looks and pardon the pun, but I bet he loves being next to a huge man . He can barely contain the excitement on his face. Ugh....then there's Mario
Look how cute Derek looks and pardon the pun, but I bet he loves being next to a huge man . He can barely contain the excitement on his face. Ugh....then there's Mario
Aww.... Derek really is a cutie, isn't he?
He is and Mario is stratospherically punching. Who know though,maybe Derek has that fetish where they're only attracted to ugly people (well what he perceives as ugly). I quote from soemone elseAww.... Derek really is a cutie, isn't he?
" My wife is model material and I would NEVER cheat, but this is my fetish. I long for a disgusting old bag."
Bet u loser witches donβt even know what so much extremely autumny means 
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Looks like hes been prepped to go down for surgery.What the hell is going on with his hair??
A bespoke lobotomy?
If ever this was legitimately required!A bespoke lobotomy?
Usually lurk on this thread (and always end up so behind) but oh my goodness some of your lots patter has me in stitches 
To be fair Iβd have a little bounce on Derekβs bespoke pillar scented candle. Moira must know she is well punching!Aww.... Derek really is a cutie, isn't he?
I am chuffed tae bits to have been chosen for thread title having only been on tattle for a few weeks i feel pure blessed so I dae my lovelies.Most like thread suggestion by @coldtoast
Mario was all ready for Christmas weeks ago. This week he's carried on buying.
We still don't know what his job is, and he's buying wax burners like a serial killer buying copies of Catcher in the Rye.
And in honour of said thread title I am a little bit gutted i didnβt think to post this at the time....
Grinchβs No.1 fan, who left skids in the pan?!
It was bleeping one of yas!!!!!
Disgusting
no wonder he wanted a bit of fun- that Maria is like an aul granny the way he gets on. he's like a pensioner- zero craic around that boy. him and his wax melts. deek should dump him and his tat out on his hole. i bet he wonders how in the fck he got trapped in this situation.Derek was having TOO MUCH FUN at the avamay party, poor Mario looked so uncomfortable and didn't fit in. Someone else at the party posted that when they went to their rooms, Mario had locked Derek oot.Awkward. Derek had a twinkle in his eye, clearly up for fun.
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I lurk on this thread but it has me laughing the most of all the threads I follow. They are hobbits!I hadn't realised how small Derek and Mario are!!
No wonder they had to buy XS pjs!!! whose the hottie next to wee Derek?it was the man that Ava May was bonkingI lurk on this thread but it has me laughing the most of all the threads I follow. They are hobbits!I hadn't realised how small Derek and Mario are!!
the 'cleanfluencer' cleaning account cleaningwithjames used to be
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My husband can be a bit of a lazy git sometimes but a man that cleans loads would really put me off. It's not attractive one bitit was the man that Ava May was bonking
Aww ffs I listen to Clyde every day, will be steering clear of it the morraMa lovelies ah hud tae rinse ma eyes wi Fabulosa yesterday after seeing oor Marions packet
Prepare yersels fur ra morra when Hinch mentions him on Radio Clyde.....it will be skid marks galore in his cludgie wie excitement
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