Cleaning with Mario #23 grinch's no 1 fan, who left skids in the pan

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D2theyawn

ayeayecaptain said:
Oh can I come too please? We can do intros whilst queuing to get in by the piss stained Metro steps
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Right that’s it, it’s a date!! See youse aw ootside the Kandybar bar the morn lads. Be share to wear yer wee lanyards and nae mask so I can identify youse aw. The strawberry terts are oan me!! We can sit oan the metro steps devouring our baked goods whilst remaining fully in oor ain lanes and so forth. If anyone wishes to carry on the party we will reconvene at the shore wall where we shall snort lines of soda crystals and swig zoflo straight from the bottle.
 
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Johnnoijones

Brilliant idea. I would love a bespoke and boujee one. But I will not with herms!!
 
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Noseycow2020

Im
Im still in ma ain lane and saying it’s a cleaning job of some sort
 
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Noseybonk

Hello ma lovelies, apologies if this is posted but his wee heid is in the press again....
 
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Babooshka

Awe ma luvlies al no make it. I’m isolating the noo. Loaded with the cauld but it’s no the rona thankfully but still need to isolate for 10 days Suits me fine to be fair I need a wee break cause I work 2 days a week know it a mean. Knackered disnae begin to describe it. Awe the auld metro. Last time ah wiz there, 1994, aye I’m that auld, and ultrasonic were playing. Started gaun tae hangar roon aboot then too. Ah the memories. The come doons. The treacherous bus jurney back tae Glasgow.
Enjoy ma lovelies mwah mwah mwah
 
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GiftedNotFree

Watching Derek’s TikToks, there’s one where they do a couples challenge and the question is “who spends the most money?” and Mario POINTS TO DEREK!!!!!!!!!!! I’m floored

(Derek CORRECTLY points to Mario!) but seriously — how much money must Derek spend? A football strip once in a blue moon, a meal deal at work, a PlayStation game here and there and his grass supply.

It pales in comparison to Marion!!
 
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Geocha123

He’s threw a carpet down then filled the place with free shite from danyells bargain corner,
They’ll be getting recharged to renew the kitchen by the council whenever he moves out.
don’t change the fixtures or fittings Marion, so aye
 
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Jerry Garcia

It’s All Fake said:
I’m no far away. Can youse personally deliver mine in a bespoke box?


Cause he doesn’t
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We will never know, ma lovelie, as the wee bawbag might well be claiming an unemployment benefit whilst doing a few bespoke hours a week undercover for cash in the strangler hand.....
 
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D2theyawn

you must be absolutely exhausted hen. 2 WHOLE days or is just wee half days? Honestly youneed to rest... get your cosy jammies and hoosecoat on hen and make yersel a bovril!! Pm me yer address and I’ll send you a cheese hamper from Arran cheeses but ask them no to include any cheese in it, maybe just half a dozen wee water biscuits in a braw hamper so you can display your wax melts (from marions range I hope). Oh I’ve fond memories of the old metro, luckily for me it was just a hop skip and a jump hame, when we even made it hame that wiz Never forget thon time me and ma pal (let’s just call her *laura ) got that steaming we passed oot behind the salt cot and woke up with the butcher trying to set up his stall at the Saltcoats market they were the days. Oanyway am night shift the night ma luvlie so a cannae sit here eating muller corners chatting aw nicht when there’s lives to be saved and worlds for me to rock. You spine bright hen, tattie hearts straight tae ye doll
 
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Anti-influencer

Can you imagine one of us being at work and the boss appears and says he wants to introduce you to the new start and when you turn around you see Moira standing there in his bespoke gladrags. I would die on the spot I think.
 
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Noseybonk

Morning ma lovelies - I thought I would share the rest of Mazdas latest press appearance in full. His new Joab is clearly teaboy at the paper, and fills the gap with his bespoke bougie personality on slow news days

 
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