I don't think it's in Healthcare, couldn't picture him helping others. Maybe in hair or makeup
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He'd only be doing it so everyone would clap for him on Thursdays. Can you imagine Derek pushing him round Paisley on his wee drinks trolley.I don't think it's in Healthcare, couldn't picture him helping others. Maybe in hair or makeup
"Thank youuuuuuu ma lovelies, ah luvs yous awll"He'd only be doing it so everyone would clap for him on Thursdays. Can you imagine Derek pushing him round Paisley on his wee drinks trolley.
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He's def shot his load too soon...sorry. It's totally going to be a total damp squib....but as long as he's happy that's the main thing right??Agreed, he couldn’t even stay quiet about his parents being mortgage free. I cannot imagine him sitting on his dream job and not saying anything.
for this reason alone, I’m thinking he’s stocking shelves somewhere and he’s embarrassed about it.
I was the thinking more the windy ha you know wi Ibs n thatHe's oan eh back shift doon the Kandy Bar in Saltcoats
I love Flight of the Conchords and now that song always makes me think of him .I’d totally forgotten about Flight of the Concords, thanks! I’ll need to get on YouTube.
If it was just an interview he was going for why did he claim he’d been approached by many companies and say he’d got his dream job.
If it’s something he’s embarrassed about like shelf stacking etc. then why mention it at all?
He’s a lying wee gnome.
FYI nothing wrong with shelf stacking, I work in retail myself. Mario is the type to feel all 5’5 of him is ‘above’ that job.
I'm guessing....
Healthcare Assistant
Avon/Body Shop rep
Hairdressing apprentice
College student studying hair/beauty
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Online home shopping food picker
Prostitution
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Christ no I think he would be more at hame with big Miriam in the Bar WanI was the thinking more the windy ha you know wi Ibs n that
I'm not gonna lie, I think he'd be bloody good as a Bingo caller - despite him being a right nooooob, he'd make me laugh!My guess is a bingo caller. The wee berk would really fancy himself at that, he’d be hamming it up with lots of double entendres. He could even do a bit of singing and potato heart dancing too, we know how much he loves that.
I spent all of last night over there! #pastrygateAw I’ve missed this thread I’ve been too invested in the hinch saga at the minute hope he does a big reveal for his new job soon because people will give it away that live near him won’t they .. and I just thought he says he’s up by 5am every morning but he’s regularly filming in his bed at like 9am sounded like she’s just woke up or he’s cleaning at 10 am in his pjs and hoose coat (sometimes there’s nothing wrong with that, if I’m not working and at home, after the school run I regularly get back into my pjs ha)
So did I! #willyhillgateI'm not gonna lie, I think he'd be bloody good as a Bingo caller - despite him being a right nooooob, he'd make me laugh!
I spent all of last night over there! #pastrygate