I think it’s because he buys cheap ones at £5 then does that god awful karate chop in the middle! That maybe be ok on more expensive ones but will just caus the cheap ones to sag and not go back to original shape?
I think it’s because he buys cheap ones at £5 then does that god awful karate chop in the middle! That maybe be ok on more expensive ones but will just caus the cheap ones to sag and not go back to original shape?Another day off?? I want his jobAnd why oh why does he need MORE cushion covers????!!!
A bit strange isn’t it. Maybe shift work like others have said but usually your first week is daytime hours is it not?Another day off? Hmmmm was Monday just induction for him or maybe an interview and he was told later that day he got the job? Either way, if it really was his dream job he'd be shouting it from the rooftops. Nothing Melvin does is private, he can't help himself he has to show off to his lovelies.
Imagine if he didn’t get the job after him ‘grabbing it with both hands’. Knob.The congrats card, the two days off. He's defo just had the interview on Monday. Wee fanny.
Bespoke ma lovlieI haven’t watched him for ages so may have missed this- and sorry to go over old ground but
WHAT IS THAT DRINKS TROLLEY
Naaaaah I am done. So much to take in!Bespoke ma lovlie
Or, he has a spending addictionI think it’s because he buys cheap ones at £5 then does that god awful karate chop in the middle! That maybe be ok on more expensive ones but will just caus the cheap ones to sag and not go back to original shape?
I read those words in the wrong order and now am traumatised. Thanks!Imagine if he didn’t get the job after him ‘grabbing it with both hands’. Knob.
This is one occasion where I WONT be asking @Cagayu to mock something upI read those words in the wrong order and now am traumatised. Thanks!
No worries, remember he was in a war for his bespoke services. What was it, 3 job offers for little old him? He can just go with one of the unlucky losers...Imagine if he didn’t get the job after him ‘grabbing it with both hands’. Knob.
I think it’s the chop that will kill his! They look awful on this morningOr, he has a spending addictionI’ve had cheap ones for years however I don’t do that stupid chop!!
It will be interesting to find out what has really gone on. Theres a big difference between someone saying “oh xx is looking for people“ and someone approaching him and saying ”I need someone, and you would be perfect “No worries, remember he was in a war for his bespoke services. What was it, 3 job offers for little old him? He can just go with one of the unlucky losers...
calm doon and so forth ma luvlie you don’t want yer ibs seeping through the flairboards ffs. He’s probably turned up tae his new joab oan Monday and been mobbed by his fans, absolutely stowed at the door so he had to just come hame tae his safe place with deek n wee babygurl raiiinnn.Av nawt caught up on on his stories so far, could just manage seeing a few from Beggybut I read in her he's off ... WHY IS HE OFF WORK AGAIN? Wtf is the deal with his new joab?
Aye, you are very right, ma lovelie.calm doon and so forth ma luvlie you don’t want yer ibs seeping through the flairboards ffs. He’s probably turned up tae his new joab oan Monday and been mobbed by his fans, absolutely stowed at the door so he had to just come hame tae his safe place with deek n wee babygurl raiiinnn.
it just be fucking hard right enough being a celebrity of his calibre. I suppose he’ll have his ain office n that anyway ma luvlies so plenty privacy. Wonder if he needs a PA.... I could dig ootma pencil skirts n court shoes oot the loft.... ooaft I’ve many a memory of the old after work drinks in those bad boysanyway I’ll just stay in ma ain lain the noo and maybe deep him a wee message, maybe he can interview me for the position and I’ll bring kandy bad yum Yuma that should definitely seal the deal
He's going to have to resort to grabbing something else with both hands at this rateImagine if he didn’t get the job after him ‘grabbing it with both hands’. Knob.
I haven’t watched him for ages so may have missed this- and sorry to go over old ground but
WHAT IS THAT DRINKS TROLLEY
That has given us many a laughs has that dear little trolley
He’s clearly embarrassed to admit what his new job is. If it was his dream job like he said it was, he’d have it plastered everywhere.He's going to have to resort to grabbing something else with both hands at this rate
Mario..... have you got yourself a proper job or NOT?
Stop playing these games with us mere Tattlers for crying out loud.
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