Cleaning with mario #21 smell the wealth in the plush padded cell 💎🥔

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I'm not really sure what he gains by being a brand rep. He must spend more money than he earns on Ava may products, he seems to place an order every week. I'd have thought freebies would be a perk!
 
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I'm not really sure what he gains by being a brand rep. He must spend more money than he earns on Ava may products, he seems to place an order every week. I'd have thought freebies would be a perk!
He used to get rep boxes but you never really see him or Mother Rendall showing them anymore
 
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The 'artificial' is brilliant.

Getting 'red' of smells, lots of '' and the glorious 'staple'

It's so badly written it almost puts his tantrum in the shade. Glad he could go and buy some more wax melts to cheer himself up though, Christ knows he needs them.
 
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He’s got a bloody cheek to be moaning about comments (although homophobia is completely unacceptable so I’ll give him that) when he’s calling people scrubbers and delighting in offending folk and placing karmer upon their arses.
 
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soz if I missed it

So what's this dream job? And it must be a dream if he's got the day off already after one day

Nae debates
 
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He will keep the job a secret I think...at least until he forgets and wears his uniform on camera again giving it away
 
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Dream job? Fucking hell, he doesn’t aim high, does he?

And Marion, it was an online article, you are not front page news, for a start that nose would need a two page spread!
 
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I wonder if he went to one of these mass interviews where a clatter of candidates are interviewed all at once? These things are very interactive and I can imagine them all laughing for the wrong reason. Then the cold light of day, (or even the day of dawn) sets in and he may no longer be feeling so confident...
 
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Does anyone else think it’s bizarre he started his new job yesterday and is off today....most places you are training for the first week or two?!
 
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Does anyone else think it’s bizarre he started his new job yesterday and is off today....most places you are training for the first week or two?!
Almost like it's not a 'regular' job but working for a wax melt company in 'promotions' or something equally as unstable and unreliable in the salary department!
 
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I’ve just gone through my watched threads to delete any that have locked now and I must say the Mario thread titles are always the absolute best a few that just tickled me just now were:

Baldilocks & the Three Hairs
Cleaning with Maris Piper
Melvin Potter & the Prisoner of Paisley (Derek)

Fantastic!
 
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Oh Marion did you really just spray fabulousa over yours and poor Deeks toothbrushes....
Only A modest 5 cleaning products in that wee bathroom today? Nae debates.
 
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