Don't think we'd notice a difference would we?
Don't think we'd notice a difference would we?
Haha!!Don't think we'd notice a difference would we?
Get it done ma lovelie and there's a bottle of boujee Bezique with your name on it (after I blow 30 years of stoor aff it).Would it be stalkerish to follow him from his tat cave to work to find out where he works or should we wait until Wednesday when he won’t be able to hawd his water and tells youse aw where he works?
So Deek works for M&S but bought from Tesco....very interestingOi oi ladssss.... we have news..... BUT NO REVEAL!
Maybe Derek met him after his shift....So Deek works for M&S but bought from Tesco....very interesting
Omg!!
Nah it's only Mario,our boy deeks knows what's up. Why buy expensive flowers with the amount of chemicals Meirdre sprays. Would just be a waste money as you cannae smell the wealth.So Deek works for M&S but bought from Tesco....very interesting
Omggggg!!View attachment 250202 I saved the best till last
Sorry for the bespoke nightmares. How do you think I feel? I open my phone camera roll and see Mario
Yeah well Im sure I touched the pubes when I scrolled and now i feel like a dorty midden!!!View attachment 250202 I saved the best till last
Sorry for the bespoke nightmares. How do you think I feel? I open my phone camera roll and see Mario
HowlingI was thinking maybe lollypop man - then I realised he can't cross the road so I'll scrub that off the list
Go soak your hands in a bowl of undiluted zoflora, then spray Flash, I mean Tesco bathroom spray and leave for 12 hours to disinfect....Yeah well Im sure I touched the pubes when I scrolled and now i feel like a dorty midden!!!
Have you ever opened your phone to show someone something and had oor Melvin pop up on screen? How in god's name would you explain having a phone full of Melvin to someone?View attachment 250202 I saved the best till last
Sorry for the bespoke nightmares. How do you think I feel? I open my phone camera roll and see Mario
Imagine Melvin's spiders legs tickling your chin...Yeah well Im sure I touched the pubes when I scrolled and now i feel like a dorty midden!!!
*Tickle tickle, ma lovelie.... *Have you ever opened your phone to show someone something and had oor Melvin pop up on screen? How in god's name would you explain having a phone full of Melvin to someone?You'd end up on a register somewhere
Imagine Melvin's spiders legs tickling your chin...
I’ve done it to myself. Admiring pictures I’ve taken of nature, the odd meme and then mario’s ugly mug staring back at meHave you ever opened your phone to show someone something and had oor Melvin pop up on screen? How in god's name would you explain having a phone full of Melvin to someone?You'd end up on a register somewhere
Imagine Melvin's spiders legs tickling your chin...
Game over. Sleep's overrated anyway.Have you ever opened your phone to show someone something and had oor Melvin pop up on screen? How in god's name would you explain having a phone full of Melvin to someone?You'd end up on a register somewhere
Imagine Melvin's spiders legs tickling your chin...
I’ll need to get to Aldi in the mornin for tapass and joosss for watching oor new FM making a statement about lockdown 2.0 to Parliament tomorrow.View attachment 250202 I saved the best till last
Sorry for the bespoke nightmares. How do you think I feel? I open my phone camera roll and see Mario
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