Cleaning with Mario #20 The Real Hoosecoat of Paisley

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twilightgarden

Maris Piper McKnight

Can you imagine him with a kid Poor bairn would be choked from all the fumes in that flat! I hope his lack of job hunting isn’t because he wants to become a stay at home dad
 
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other things online

Poor snob with no job hasn’t been to sleep so he’s going to catch some now meanwhile whilst some of us are up n at it .. I’m only jealous
 
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Booboo76

Just rewatched his melt stories because I skipped them first time round and all I kept thinking was, why is there a bowl of mushy peas in the background??
 
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TheFabFader

cleaningupthecrap said:
The only reason he wants a kid is
a) for content.
b) for the shopping excuses. Oooour Thor needs a new bib, better get to B&M stat.
c) for the attention.
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And the cooncil would have to re-house the happy family so there would be another excuse to build ‘from the groon up’. So, aye.
 
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Exhausted Pigeon

A fookin baby? He does realise you don't get gifted one right? It doesn't turn up in a box Melv so you can do a zoom out reveal of it along with a story about how you're collaborating with Renfrewshire Cooncil #ad #gifted etc?
 
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NOID-phal

The avamay bird will have to donate an egg.
It'd be great though, shrieking stories *that wee bitch has just shat her nappy, haven't you Phart*
Potato heart = Phart
 
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menopausalmargrit

NOID-phal said:
The avamay bird will have to donate an egg.
It'd be great though, shrieking stories *that wee bitch has just shat her nappy, haven't you Phart*
Potato heart = Phart
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Will the egg have Marios signature which he wrote and a heartdiamond charm on it?
 
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NOID-phal

Exclusive reveal of baby Dymond Dereketta Johnstone-McKnight
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