Cleaning with Mario #20 The Real Hoosecoat of Paisley

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LoopyHoopy71

So him and Deek are really careful with money and so are in a REALLY GOOD PLACE, really good at saving and in a very comfortable place
So Marion isnae comfortable not handing over gifts at Christmas, he loves showering gifts but disnae care about getting wan himsel
So he's organoised
So where he lives, he gets recognoised all the time and is pure affronted, embarrased and mortified. All the Store Management teams in the shops recognise him. But it comes wi the page
So he's learned the hard way spending money on the latest cleaning products but he's no done that for months and months and months. It's a waste of money and puts his money to better use
So there's not much to do in the flat as he's done a HUGE Autumn clean
 
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AuntieSocial

Mazda’s doing some snide market research with polls in his stories. This is from a man who literally just said he’s not buying any more Christmas and cleaning stuff
 
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lauramars

I’m not jealous of these people pretend “success” I feel sorry for them! Imagine having to validate yourself and keep up appearances for strangers? No thank you not for me. If my Instagram had to crash I’d be fine! All these people would be in meltdown! The gram is everything to them!
 
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OhhBacon

Those stories are the best yet...if you didn’t know he was a serious account, you would think it was a parody. If I knew how I would record them and watch whenever I feel down...the rich colours, the saving money, the fame, the mangers, the present stuff, the cleaning products...it is all there!

I really feel there is a sitcom to be written about the influencer life and honestly it wouldn’t take much for a writer to convert his content into one.
 
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NOID-phal

People look at him cos he's a funny looking little chap. He looks like a danger too in those skin tight trackies.
 
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Eat more cake

NOID-phal said:
People look at him cos he's a funny looking little chap. He looks like a danger too in those skin tight trackies.
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He must be a sight to behold at the moment, little borrower legs, three hairs on his head and those eyes from above the mask.
 
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menopausalmargrit

What is with the polls this morning?

A day with him - Night out or shopping haul? He’s the most awkward and odd looking person on this planet, I wouldn’t want to be seen dead with him in either setting.

Also, anyone else hoping you can’t meet more than 6 people indoors at Christmas so that his family need to choose who from the family gets to attend dinner and that they choose Derek over him?
 
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NOID-phal

Derek must do it, it's surely too evenly trimmed for Mario to do it himself? I've never seen a haircut like it, it's a mohawk twinned with a bay city rollers hairdo.
He's sitting too close to that ringlight, not flattering on his ex zee ma riddled old face.
 
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menopausalmargrit

How dare you, Mario is a professional in hair and make up. The lassies will be able to confirm this when they come roon fur a shot of the dyson hair dryer.
 
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Kikini Bamalam

The cooncil does his haircut, when they pop round to do the verges. Melvin just goes oot and lays down so they can give him a quick strim, so aye
 
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TheNiceBeardMan

By financially comfortable he means he's been accepted for another credit card. If he was that comfortable he would buy the house he really wants! Billy bullshitter melvoid
 
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GreatBritishFakeOff

It Would have to be a parody of Still Game...
Mario: Still Fine
 
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