Cleaning with Mario #20 The Real Hoosecoat of Paisley

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GiftedNotFree

msitm said:
I went to school with Mario. I can confirm he is EXACTLY the same in real life and this isn't an act. He has always been an attention seeking drama queen of the highest order
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Now for the important questions: what was his hair like in school? Was it the bespoke council hack job he sports today?
 
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msitm

GiftedNotFree said:
Now for the important questions: what was his hair like in school? Was it the bespoke council hack job he sports today?
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Back in the day his hair was relatively normal. This absolute monstrosity he sports now is something else

GiftedNotFree said:
Now for the important questions: what was his hair like in school? Was it the bespoke council hack job he sports today?
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Badaboom

msitm said:
Back in the day his hair was relatively normal. This absolute monstrosity he sports now is something else
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Okay, I know I am essentially laughing at a wee boy, but was the cooncil cutting his fringe back then?
 
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Badaboom

Also, gorgeous inside oot? Inside.....OUT? That must be a bit messy, no?
 
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msitm

Obviously he doesn't come on here so he will be unaware of this.....aye right
 
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cleaningupthecrap

I’ve missed a fair bit, but please can we not support the idea of him on tv. He is vile.

@Miss_Becs hope you’re doing ok? Spine bright and drive to the limits
 
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Laura VanderBooben

msitm said:
I went to school with Mario. I can confirm he is EXACTLY the same in real life and this isn't an act. He has always been an attention seeking drama queen of the highest order
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msitm said:
Back in the day his hair was relatively normal. This absolute monstrosity he sports now is something else
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Come in, sit down at the tapass table and enjoy an assortment of refreshments lovelies - Hors-d'oeuvre of rustlers burgers, dairylee spread, pate for the cat (pâté if youse not Moanio) Ritz crackers and grapes and enjoy a tipple (or a dozen to deal with him)

Need to know please, have his teeth always resembled that of a rollercoaster?
 
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TheNiceBeardMan

Whole day in theatre today delivering breech babies and a set of twins, came home had a glass of wine and this is definitely my place to unwind. Off to watch these stories, I come here before I watch them
 
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SuzyE

I've been busy all yesterday so I've got to catchup. I've just seen his stories, and what the feck is going on with that orange face?!

Bloody hell. I always automatically zoom in on that nose of his.
Did anyone see the film Roxanne With Steve Martin who's nose was massive, and they said 'whatever you do, dont mention the size of his nose'.....It's him!
 
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BoujeeBabe

cleaningupthecrap said:
I’ve missed a fair bit, but please can we not support the idea of him on tv. He is vile.

@Miss_Becs hope you’re doing ok? Spine bright and drive to the limits
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Aww hello! I'm not too bad thank you, home with my parents for a few days as I have a hospital appt this morning and a GP one on Monday, and it was too far to travel from my bf's for the time if the appts., so it's nice to be back. Can hopefully get to the bottom of why I'm feeling like shite, but I'm still shinning bright and nobody will put karmar on my ass, so aye!

Hope you are well.
 
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Fickledipped19

I was telling a friend at work last night about a random act of kindness I’d carried out then I said GOOD KARMA ON MY ARSE! Think a Marioism counteracts my good karma
 
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Morris99

Is he planning on getting a job ? He does seem to shop a lot for someone who was made redundant? Is it dirt cheap to rent a council flat in Scotland? Is he planning to sit in a dressing gown all day getting off his tits on fumes ? Sorry for all the questions !

And what’s with the peach cushions on the dark grey cheapo sofa ?
 
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Babooshka

TheNiceBeardMan said:
Whole day in theatre today delivering breech babies and a set of twins, came home had a glass of wine and this is definitely my place to unwind. Off to watch these stories, I come here before I watch them
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Amazing .
Just be careful you don’t start with the marioisms in said theatre. Especially “clean the flairs”. I for one have made a hell of a mess during childbirth on said “flairs”.

Eh whit. Sorry. Peach. I’m affrunted, Affrunted. How dare you. You’ve just triggered ma bespoke IBS and my screams have upset the marauding rats in the loft.
They are salmon pink I tell ye. SALMON.

yous will no hear fae me the day. I’m taking to my bed efter that comment. Peach . Karmar on you.
 
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