Cleaning with Mario #20 The Real Hoosecoat of Paisley

menopausalmargrit · Sep 17, 2020

Aw ma fellow trolls, a had a hellish day at work but a large glass of wine and three pages to catch up on here has cheered me right up. Thanks ma lovelies

Special shout out to oor very own Neil Buchanan @Cagayu

Fuck sake, Tom Cruise better watch out when Marions stainless steel cocktail shaker set comes. Can’t wait to see him make a Woo Woo.

DilysMcGillis · Sep 17, 2020

Noseybonk said:
As I am blocked by Mazda in every way possible, please could someone share a pic of his new bougie disco balls, my lovelies.....

Anti-influencer · Sep 17, 2020

Smirkymirky said:
Endless entertainment. Imagine him and dezza on gogglebox

that would actually be fantastic

Jerry Garcia · Sep 17, 2020

Noseybonk said:
As I am blocked by Mazda in every way possible, please could someone share a pic of his new bougie disco balls, my lovelies.....

Go to your insta settings and hit add account, it's down at the end. Decide on a bespoke name and a boujie password and that's it! You can arriterate between your two accounts whenever you want a dose of Maid Melvin. And he is a right dose...
Excuse my poor demonstrative skills below ma lovelie!

Bigbird2 · Sep 17, 2020

Kaydeelaydee said:
Now I realise that we'll aw have our ain lane way of doing Christmas, so I'm just being a wee Isa here by wondering how Melvin and others do the pressie thing?

Everyone I buy for gets the gift of their own choosing (we all know the budget levels) a sweet treat and a wildcard item which is the wee surprise on the day. Quality over quantity and no going into debt. I only have 1 Santa believer left now and her Mum gives me the steer on what to get. I'd get laughed out of town if I asked any of my lot what they fancied this far in advance.

I rattle the toy sales at various points in the year and donate them, stick some nice bits into the foodbank trolley and being honest, those are the gifting bits i enjoy most, nae debates.

I usually get completey done the week before Christmas.

I am the same, this is the time I start putting a bit extra in the trolley and my food bank and toy donations, I like
shopping at Xmas with the stores all decorated and the Christmas lights x

Babooshka · Sep 17, 2020

It’s All Fake said:
Someone PLEASE ask him where he got his Chanel burner from

Govan

Exhausted Pigeon · Sep 17, 2020

They'll look erm, lovely alongside his minge cushions

Babooshka · Sep 17, 2020

Cagayu said:
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a passer by took a picture

Eh it’s dugs. So aye and so forth.

Cagayu · Sep 17, 2020

Babooshka said:
Eh it’s dugs. So aye and so forth.

But Nikita by Elton John

Eat more cake · Sep 17, 2020

shadyessex33 said:
Don’t forget! Not only was it a “Nikita” dog. It was also a BLIND Nikita dog

I'm choking on my cider here

Popper · Sep 17, 2020

You lot of boujeee lovlies are seriously in yer ain lanes the night. I’m howlin at the chat
The bespoke silver breast implants on the drinks trolley have just finished me off. Glad to hear he’s goat a cocktail shaker oan the way

Noseybonk · Sep 17, 2020

Jerry Garcia said:
Go to your insta settings and hit add account, it's down at the end. Decide on a bespoke name and a boujie password and that's it! You can arriterate between your two accounts whenever you want a dose of Maid Melvin. And he is a right dose...
Excuse my poor demonstrative skills below ma lovelie! View attachment 245455

Thank you @Jerry Garcia MWAH MWAH

Oh my! (that is to the picture of the glittery scrotums sat on his trolley)

Exhausted Pigeon · Sep 17, 2020

Popper said:
You lot of boujeee lovlies are seriously in yer ain lanes the night. I’m howlin at the chat
The bespoke silver breast implants on the drinks trolley have just finished me off. Glad to hear he’s goat a cocktail shaker oan the way

Don't think I'm ready for the er hand action
https://giphy.com/12buGhtlFBZScU

BespokeBiatch · Sep 17, 2020

Now ma lovelies this is completely off topic but I recently started rewatching the old channel 4 show Shameless as it’s on Netflix, and I came across oor Deek

BananaClub · Sep 17, 2020

Eat more cake said:
Not to derail from Marion's thread as this is his own lane so aye, but the person I think you refer to has a thread still. Combination of her new name and her old name with an aka in-between.

Can you give me a hint who your talking about pls x

Laura VanderBooben · Sep 17, 2020

It’s All Fake said:
You just can’t hate him He’s a never ending boujee bespoke completey mesmerising character

I'm still expecting him to say Surpise ma lovelies it's all been a big joke as ahm a satire account and ahm donating all the money I've made through this account to charity......but worryingly I think this is really what he's like. What we need is someone who knows him personally to come on and spill all the tea....

Jerry Garcia · Sep 17, 2020

BananaClub said:
Can you give me a hint who your talking about pls x

Mario's fiancee Derek - or rather "finance" as the wee hobbit himself (rather presciently) spells it

DilysMcGillis · Sep 17, 2020

Cagayu said:
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Dead

Kaydeelaydee · Sep 17, 2020

New baws for an old bawbag then.

msitm · Sep 17, 2020

Laura VanderBooben said:
I'm still expecting him to say Surpise ma lovelies it's all been a big joke as ahm a satire account and ahm donating all the money I've made through this account to charity......but worryingly I think this is really what he's like. What we need is someone who knows him personally to come on and spill all the tea....

I went to school with Mario. I can confirm he is EXACTLY the same in real life and this isn't an act. He has always been an attention seeking drama queen of the highest order

Cleaning with Mario #20 The Real Hoosecoat of Paisley

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