It’s fur his bespoke juss to sit on. Karmar fir you!
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Gutted i didn’t see the drinks trolley stories
I don’t follow the goon but I have a spy every night to catch up on his latest fairytale sorry escapades what with the blind dug, peppergate and so forth
So, he wants a drinks trolley. Thought he didnae drink? Where the duck is he gonna put that in the hoarded hovel? He’ll need a sat nav to navigate him to where it is cos it’ll be amongst the velour chest, padded mirror, dvd cabinet, mirrored cabinet, mirrored dresser table, padded no backs sofas, padded coffee, sorry tapas, table, the hoover and the bathroom cabinet. And that’s just the living room alone.
Maybe he’s using it not for drinks but to display all his skincare or softeners as he has that much his dressing table and cupboards are bursting Under the weight of it all. When “the girls” come round (in his head) “Would you like anything from the trolley?” “Ooh yeah I’ll have a double ecover on ice with a splash of method please, with a shot of zoflo on the side, any kind, surprise me”
I don’t follow the goon but I have a spy every night to catch up on his latest fairytale sorry escapades what with the blind dug, peppergate and so forth
So, he wants a drinks trolley. Thought he didnae drink? Where the duck is he gonna put that in the hoarded hovel? He’ll need a sat nav to navigate him to where it is cos it’ll be amongst the velour chest, padded mirror, dvd cabinet, mirrored cabinet, mirrored dresser table, padded no backs sofas, padded coffee, sorry tapas, table, the hoover and the bathroom cabinet. And that’s just the living room alone.
Maybe he’s using it not for drinks but to display all his skincare or softeners as he has that much his dressing table and cupboards are bursting Under the weight of it all. When “the girls” come round (in his head) “Would you like anything from the trolley?” “Ooh yeah I’ll have a double ecover on ice with a splash of method please, with a shot of zoflo on the side, any kind, surprise me”
Do we think he has a phobia of empty corners? Every single one in his house is rammed with absolute tit.
Maybe that's why it was removed, because Mazda realised he'd spoiled Deek's surprise?
I literally have NO IDEA where he would keep that trolley given the fact he has his bleeping vaccum cleaner stood in and a febreeze behind a photo frame....
Maybe Rayn has backed his boujee, lying, lazy arse into a few and now he wants them padded oot in fear?
Too funny
He’s received he’s box of smelliest from Mrs Hinch & Peagee!! 
More tit chemicals!
More tit chemicals!
And how much did he squirt and spray!.... The tit!Why is he raving about Flash bathroom cleaner when he has previously said Tesco bathroom cleaner was his absooooluutte staple with nae debates
And a wax melt on the go in there!!!
This is the trolley story for anyone that missed it 
I don't know how they haven't got bad chests. I've got one wax melt on, but it's such a lovely day that all my windows are open.And a wax melt on the go in there!!!
Another dust collector for his shed size living room
Okay, I need to ask is chanting someone on, an actual phrase? I have heard cheering someone on, but chanting?? I also hate the way he calls women ‘hen’ and he often addresses woman as ‘love’ I know hen is a Scottish phrase but to me it’s like calling a woman a ‘burd‘ it just seems so low brow and common. Those stories about Hinchs products made me cringe. He honestly thinks they are friends, I bet he feels he has something to do with her rise to fame. Aaargghh!
bleeping hell hes giving Patience strong a run for her money today!! What a prick 
I have too much time on my hands today, I screenshot all the products/ chemicals he used in his stories today. In his tiny flat. With all the windows closed. Enjoy yer chemical topped toast ya muppet!
Whatever he was spraying in his bespoke bouji toilet got on the toothbrushes 
Toast & fried egg all washed down with a bovril. It’s not IBS you’ve got Marion, it’s bleeping rotted insides!!! 
Hang on, hang on a minute.... he said he had purposely not smelled the new scent when he saw it in HB the other week..... then proceeds to remove items from box, unopened and seal on saying they smell unreal?? WTF? These people just can’t keep up with their lies can they
I caught that as wellHang on, hang on a minute.... he said he had purposely not smelled the new scent when he saw it in HB the other week..... then proceeds to remove items from box, unopened and seal on saying they smell unreal?? WTF? These people just can’t keep up with their lies can they
What a walloper
Does someone want to explain to wee imbecile that getting hinchs products for free isn’t really supporting her, support would of been putting his hand in his dereks pocket & actually buying it 
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