Cleaning with Mario #20 The Real Hoosecoat of Paisley

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Wow!!!! An adult is meant to have roughly a TEASPOON of salt per day (assuming good kidneys and no hypertension and no significant family history!). 3.5 tablespoons of that salt is already up around 10 teaspoons!! So 5 teaspoons of salt each (before soy sauce which contains about half your daily recommended intake in a tablespoon!) - so more than 5x recommended daily intake in that alone! Before any processed foods they've eaten today or salt they've added to other foods!!

I hope neither of them have significant family history of blood pressure problems, etc. otherwise they need to really address their diets soon!
 
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It’s ok ma lovelie, he had a side salad
 
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Ah here he had to mean teaspoons. That seasoning (if you can call it that) is strong and it would be ganky not even edible if he means tablespoons. Karmar and the shits for you all
 
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Ah here he had to mean teaspoons. That seasoning (if you can call it that) is strong and it would be ganky not even edible if he means tablespoons. Karmar and the shits for you all
What if some of his lovelies use tablespoons like he said?! They’ll need so much jooos to recover.
If Mario did use tablespoons this is him after the meal, complete with strangler fingers in full force
 
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Yip just had to witness letshinch n roisin cream their pants over it....obsessed much!!!!
 
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A rare moment for me but I’m about to say something nice

I’ve had a proper shit week this week for assorted reasons but watching Speeonjay get excited for his wedding has genuinely cheered me up on some days when I’ve not had much else to smile about. In his own way, he does seem to be very happy and genuinely so, not in the staged, propped up way that other people pretend to be (naming no names - Marion ) and I actually do hope him, his hubby and their lazy Susans have a great day today
 
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The lazy Susan's howling. They'll end up with more lazy Susan's than guests at the wedding ohhhh garthy.
 
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I suffer from constipation, so I feel your struggles. I hope today is a good poop day for you, but not in a Mario IBS through the flairboards way....
 
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Hello ma lovelies, how are yoooo?

Out of the loop with Marion this past week, had awful PMT and not been in the mood for his yapping or face , so been dipping in and oot aw his stories - have I missed any boujee, bespoke news?

Mwah!
 
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