Cleaning with Mario #17 Dealing with Mario. He's Classy, Boujee, Ratchet

[BoujeeBabe]

Hello ma lovelies, how are youuuuu?

I'm gan camping for the weekend, to the beautiful Three Cliffs Bay in Swansea and I cannae wait ta take time for maself away from the gram because it's not ma day job!

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, MARIO MCKNIGHT - STOP PISSING AROUND AND GET BACK ON YOUR PAGE! YOU'VE GOT A SPINE, SO USE IT AND SHIN BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND.

So aye...

 

[Cagayu]

Hello ma lovelies, how are youuuuu?

I'm gan camping for the weekend, to the beautiful Three Cliffs Bay in Swansea and I cannae wait ta take time for maself away from the gram because it's not ma day job!

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, MARIO MCKNIGHT - STOP PISSING AROUND AND GET BACK ON YOUR PAGE! YOU'VE GOT A SPINE, SO USE IT AND SHIN BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND.

So aye...

Is the holiday to try and get over being blocked by Mazda?

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Is the holiday to try and get over being blocked by Mazda?

Oh yes, I told my bf "I need to get away, ma lovelie, the stress is too much"

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Hello ma lovelies, how are youuuuu?

I'm gan camping for the weekend, to the beautiful Three Cliffs Bay in Swansea and I cannae wait ta take time for maself away from the gram because it's not ma day job!

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, MARIO MCKNIGHT - STOP PISSING AROUND AND GET BACK ON YOUR PAGE! YOU'VE GOT A SPINE, SO USE IT AND SHIN BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND.

So aye...

Happy holidays - bring us back a stalk of rock and if you see Melvin on you travels please warn him that he's rapidly losing his national treasure status

 

[NOID-phal]

I'm willing to step up at this difficult time ma lovelies. I've *brought* some Fabulosa laundry cleanser, which I'll review later.

 

[Prettyiconic55]

I am still laughing at quim. What could he be doing that’s more important than spraying his flat and waggling his finger to camera thinking he’s Mario Carey?

 

[lauramars]

LOOOOOOOL


It really isn’t a good look! And he is a teacher!! Imagine someone like that moulding the mind of your child.


Grab a cup of tea and a snack because this is a lonnnnng story, hence why he’s got a million dots.

ready?

he’s having his new windows and a new front door fitted. THATS IT. he’s been going on about it as if he’s having a new three storey extension put up.

*insert fake laugh here* Absolutely brillian what’s hisel like? New door AND windows!! 10/10

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Happy holidays - bring us back a stalk of rock and if you see Melvin on you travels please warn him that he's rapidly losing his national treasure status

Thank you! I will bring back some bespoke goodies and if I see Melv, I'll slap his chicken legs and tell him to use his spine and get back on the gram, us Tattle bastards are missing him!

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

I am still laughing at quim. What could he be doing that’s more important than spraying his flat and waggling his finger to camera thinking he’s Mario Carey?

Possibly something that no-one would fault him for and could empathise with - coping with some worry and uncertainty, bringing his CV up to date and job hunting.

 

[Prettyiconic55]

Possibly something that no-one would fault him for and could empathise with - coping with some worry and uncertainty, bringing his CV up to date and job hunting.

Oh no. I didn’t even think of that, my bad!

*insert fake laugh here* Absolutely brillian what’s hisel like? New door AND windows!! 10/10

Anooooooo!
And even sadder, his followers have been storying his windaes, too. He manages to shoe horn them into anything. You could say he had nice trousers and he’s say ‘how can you see them when my windaes aren’t in??’

 

[Johnnoijones]

You would think he was getting windaes fae notre dam put in. No some big standard upvc and probably grey windaes. I want nae debates but he will never replace our Marion.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Enough is enough! He is trying to be OOR Mario and I won’t have anymore of it!

I’m going to down this large glass of white and get tapping on a DM to him!

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Wondering how conflicted Dezza might feel if Melvin asks him to put in a good word for him at Marks & Sparks

Maybe the hive mind of this thread could come up with some constructive ideas to aid Melvin's job search?

 

[Cagayu]

Enough is enough! He is trying to be OOR Mario and I won’t have anymore of it!

I’m going to down this large glass of white and get tapping on a DM to him!

I hope this will bring Marion back. An intruder muscling in on his patch.

 

[Noseycow2020]

Enough is enough! He is trying to be OOR Mario and I won’t have anymore of it!

I’m going to down this large glass of white and get tapping on a DM to him!

Urgh what a beggy mcbegster he makes me full of rage

 

[Poptart]

I can't lie ma lovelies I just put Sean's stories from yesterday morning and the teletubbie ones made me snort laugh. I'll now retire to ma plush sofa and have a bespoke word with masell

 

[Cagayu]

Wondering how conflicted Dezza might feel if Melvin asks him to put in a good word for him at Marks & Sparks

Maybe the hive mind of this thread could come up with some constructive ideas to aid Melvin's job search?

Builder - so he can build his awn home from the ground up and stop himself falling through the flair boards

 

[Prettyiconic55]

Enough is enough! He is trying to be OOR Mario and I won’t have anymore of it!

I’m going to down this large glass of white and get tapping on a DM to him!

If you think there is anything I should try tag the company. Could you be any more obvious, Beggy Sue! You NEED to have an interest in brushing teeth

 

[Noseycow2020]

I can't lie ma lovelies I just put Sean's stories from yesterday morning and the teletubbie ones made me snort laugh. I'll now retire to ma plush sofa and have a bespoke word with masell

You need to spend some time inside an extra large plush sewing box and think about what you’ve done

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

View attachment 204395 Builder - so he can build his awn home from the ground up and stop himself falling through the flair boards

Ambitious! I was thinking heid chip shoveller at Castle Veechi. Shame he stuck to Whitney when he should've been blasting Paulo Nutini.