We're on some kind of fecked up Melvin diet plan. He's quite literally throwing us an occasional bone and feeding us scraps.
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Is he single?
NO!!!!! Just NO! You’ll get barred
I just went fae a nose through the highlights and found the "my singing" one.
Ita bleeping hilarious! Wee Derek in the background in bed on his phone and Mario killing the fugees, clicking his finger and swaying around like maurice Gibb on the bed!
Ita a must watch! I'm sure Derek was thinking what the duck am I doing here?
I cant find the Jo malone handwashing saga
Ita bleeping hilarious! Wee Derek in the background in bed on his phone and Mario killing the fugees, clicking his finger and swaying around like maurice Gibb on the bed!
Ita a must watch! I'm sure Derek was thinking what the duck am I doing here?
I cant find the Jo malone handwashing saga
To be fair I think wee D probably thinks that every day he wakes up to Marlene’s moaning face
You will find it in the “Boy Wonder” highlights reel!! It’s towards the end, and after it is the pepper scandal as well
Whilst we wait, anyone fancy any Knorr soup powder and designer criss? I'll throw in some Irn Bru served in a blinged up shuttlecock with a straw. 
I've just had all space raiders in the wee hope he comes back. I saw some Pipers Farm criss while I'm Tescos. Unfortunately, I'm not boujee enough for thoseWhilst we wait, anyone fancy any Knorr soup powder and designer criss? I'll throw in some Irn Bru served in a blinged up shuttlecock with a straw.
Who is he on insta?Try the G - Man! You will want dropping in sheep dip after....
Athomewithg - if you dislike Sean’s teeth. You’ll be horrified by hisI've just had all space raiders in the wee hope he comes back. I saw some Pipers Farm criss while I'm Tescos. Unfortunately, I'm not boujee enough for those
Who is he on insta?
He is a human cabbage patch doll...so ayeI've just had all space raiders in the wee hope he comes back. I saw some Pipers Farm criss while I'm Tescos. Unfortunately, I'm not boujee enough for those
Who is he on insta?
GARTHY hahaha is that for real??
What in the name of Christ is that!!It's the tapas, juss and McDonald's holder of dreams!
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Perfect for his regular five or six visitors....
Is he human?Is he single?
It’s quite a far bit in as all of his highlights are a million stories long.
please don’t mention the singing because every time I see him start to get into it, I lose my tit
He's wearing a red top
Last portion of # peppergate
lol
Whacks himself in the face, idiot.
Gonnae no dae that
His face is a bit like old lady fanny. Don't ask how I know.Is he human?
Jo Malone rant
Oh my god why did I do it.
We thought the pandemic was covid19. The real pandemic is gay Scottish men in love with buying tat for their houses
Its a coffee table. Nae debates!!!!!!!What in the name of Christ is that!!
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