With a bespoke salmon beach towel under it.
i laugh every single time at a rug on a carpet
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i laugh every single time at a rug on a carpet
Its bleeping instagram...an app. Why do these people make out like they work for the bleeping United Nations?!
Ok, I'll allow that debate...My post!My rules!Actually it’s a juice and tapas holder
Just shows you how sad his life had become. Relying on an app for validation. Melt.
*groan* their accounts are just cleaning so they just coincide with what they do in the house. It is not difficult to take photos once you’ve cleaned if you’re cleaning anyway. They act like they’re doing some massive service to us by talking to camera for ages. It’s all about the drama, they need to get a life!
I mean, hes basically still on instasham, hes not storying or posting on his grid but hes very much active with all the liking and blocking. Its hardly taking a break ffs desperate wee attention seeking scrote. he's obviously still spending his days oan the couch eating rustlets or packet noddle soups with the phone in hand. Poor wee Deek is grafting away while marions living his worst lonliest life by himself in the tat cave when he could be down in the shire visting his rents and sister and nieces. selfish boring wee bastard.
He is such a big hit for himself. Melvin thinks he has the profundity of a wise old sage dispensing his pearls of wisdom for the benefit of mankind.
Melv, you were outta ideas, content and cash. Debenhams re-opening without you was the elephant in the room that you couldn't have run away from any faster if you had a blind nikita dug chasing you and snapping at your cankles.
Making out like you were Vera Lynne keeping the nation's morale up during a pandemic and suffering with that pressure - even you must smell the tit you're shovelling. You are not the cat's pyjamas, you are the cat's..................
OMG. The hair. The teeth. He is like a wee schemey rat
Totally agree, something def happened. Only explanation
for his sudden radio silence !
He attempts to cut his hair with his Gifted boujee Hand held hoover given fae SophieShe’s got to be better than whoever currently cuts his hair
“It’s me or the gram Mario” - Derek
Love how Hinchy (his pet name for her) was like yeah love ya Mario on his big leaving taking a step back spiel. Yet, she was gushing and 
begging TCD to stay lol
) was like yeah love ya Mario on his big leaving taking a step back spiel. Yet, she was gushing and begging TCD to stay lol
Ooooh what does that mean???
Remember, Sophie is in her ain lane hen and Mario is in his ain lane and the friendship is genuine on his partLove how Hinchy (his pet name for her
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