Do you think he is still doing his skincare routine and applying the fake tan and blow drying his three hairs if he is just sitting at home alone and not even showing his face to his insta lovelies? Or is he sitting there with a long beard looking as rough as a badgers arse? These questions need answering!
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That other Scottish guy, it’s a parody account, right?
Apparently not!
I bet he’s in his pink jumper, watching tv (that he claims he doesn’t watch), letting the pubes build up on his loo and moaning about his flairs
Haha I know! I wonder why the social media break? On the last grid post his bestie Avamay aromas has written they will never dull your sparkle?? Who is they?
I bet even she doesn't know.
@Cagayu Good god. That’s real??!!! I watched 4 dots and thought, this is a piss take. It has to be. No one is that weird. Are they? 
Well he's still liking other peoples grid posts like Avamaria and Hinch.
He'll be back by Friday......
He'll be back by Friday......
I can't watch him either way, I havent even seen the inside of my own mouth as much as his it makes me feel sick.
He’s a bit extra but at least he’s something to watch. I’m looking forward to him having 10k so we can give him a thread@Cagayu Good god. That’s real??!!! I watched 4 dots and thought, this is a piss take. It has to be. No one is that weird. Are they?
I thought he’d be back already. If he’s on about “they” and he means us. We’ve been going for yonks, why is he suddenly bothered now?!
He used to say he didn't get tattle etc, didn't look, didn't care. That was a far better attitude than the victim attitude of many other tattle subjects. Dare I say, a tiny bit classy to ignore us and rise above. Shining bright like a diamond, oor Mario.
A new bath mat there too.It's the tapas, juss and McDonald's holder of dreams!
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Perfect for his regular five or six visitors....
I know, uh. Come back Mario. We miss youse really. We've been reduced to a second rate, trashy version.. At least afterwatching oor wee Mario I don't feel like I need to dip my teeth and myself in a bath of soda crystals to feel clean@Cagayu Good god. That’s real??!!! I watched 4 dots and thought, this is a piss take. It has to be. No one is that weird. Are they?
I think he is trying to pretend he has been forced to take a break because of “The Trolls” but I am pretty sure its for another reason, but he doesn’t want to publicly show himself to be a failure (even although it’s not his fault) for losing his job or something, he prefers to sound like a hero fighting the fight against the bad people.
Its strange how all his loyal followers just seem to assume it’s a trolling problem unless he has deleted all the work/ relationship questions.
You’d think so.
I mentioned the plaque previously wish I hadn’t noticed as I can’t take my eyes off it now....boak 
Right am no happy ma luvlees this interloper Sean is trying to fill Martians shoes...he is nicking his bespoke staple words....there is only one person who can say boujee and that is saint Miriam...so duck off Sean ...come back Marjorie all is forgiven
He’s really getting on my titsRight am no happy ma luvlees this interloper Sean is trying to fill Martians shoes...he is nicking his bespoke staple words....there is only one person who can say boujee and that is saint Miriam...so duck off Sean ...come back Marjorie all is forgiven
all that zooming in and looking to the side, talking in a stupid voice then reverting back to his normal voice 
trying too hard to be liked too
I couldn't watch more of that Sean going on about his "windies", I get an aggressive vibe from him. I didn't get to watch Marion for long before he went on his break but I kiss the constant spraying of fragrance and burning of wax melts which I'm sure would give anyone a migraine if they visited his boujee, bespoke, palace of crushed grey velvet aka the council flat.
Lads I have raging pmt and the only thing thatll cheer me up is marlons wee boujie face and a galaxy caramel. Ive sent my kids to their grans for the night because qiute frankly i cannot be fucked parenting and ive just eaten a whole tub of colslaw straight fro the tub while my head was in the fridge looking for something else to eat. Im a bleeping mess, come back marlon with your fluffy hoosecoat and those rank black and white jammie trousers before i tip over the edge. Im just going to sit here on the couch with the dog ashamed of my actions while praying to god my husband doesnt want colslaw with his dinner tongiht. live laugh love ma lovelies. ps is anyone's in the shire could they drop me in a wee bottle of vino tinto? many thanks and so forth.
Lads are we nearly at 3 weeks without him 
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