The zooming in and out makes me feel sea sick. Come back Mario, we need you!He’s really getting on my titsall that zooming in and looking to the side, talking in a stupid voice then reverting back to his normal voice trying too hard to be liked too
We need a vigil. Hold hands around a bottle of Tesco anti bac, wearing our hoosecoats and praying he gives inLads are we nearly at 3 weeks without him
What was the Jo Malone debacle??I agree re. The redundancy. I think he knew it was coming so he wasted all the money he had on tat as he knew he wouldn’t be able to do it for a while. I bet he’s got enough tat to tide him over for stories and posts whilst he looks for a new job. He’s taken a ‘break’ because of the haters (ie because he has been made redundant) but he’s actually going to use it as an excuse to post less here and there with the stuff he’s already bought.
Derek doesn’t seem like the type to get super angry at him for wasting money, if anything, that’s Mario, as was seen in the Jo Malone debacle
Basically Mario has JM handwash in the bathroom that’s just for guests, he noticed that Derek had been using it and basically told him off..and filmed it..and put it on his highlights. I think it’s under ‘boy wonder’. He came out with some shit like ‘it’s forty pounds, it’s not for us to use, I don’t want you using it thinking you’re better than you are, it’s for our guests’. Nothing made sense about the rant. He found out that Derek had used it more than a few times so he hid it away and told Derek as muchWhat was the Jo Malone debacle??
Two weeks ago today was when he did that Insta story from a darkened room to say he was taking a break to spend time with Derek - 22nd July at 10.30 am.Lads are we nearly at 3 weeks without him
Aye but us his muffia are reaping the benefits of said video so aye nae debatesI had never seen his Jo Malone hand wash or his Asda pepper meltdowns until I went looking for them last night and WOWI wouldn’t have those saved as highlights if I were him, what a bitch he is!
He's lurking, blocking and commenting. If he was really never coming back he wouldn't bother at all.Two weeks ago today was when he did that Insta story from a darkened room to say he was taking a break to spend time with Derek - 22nd July at 10.30 am.
Since then, we've had....
Insta story x 1 dot (Edinburgh)
Grid posts x 2 (pink tone and Rocky)
So not completely without him but definitely much, much less.
MA HOOOOOOSE.Aye but us his muffia are reaping the benefits of said video so aye nae debates
Ma page
Ma rules
Ma jurnee
Of which neither is trueMA HOOOOOOSE.
built from the groon Up
I just watched him. OMG it's awful. The plaque and salivia in his mouth made me vomit over my plush furnitureYou’d think so.
I just watched him. OMG it's awful. The plaque and salivia in his mouth made me vomit over my plush furniture
Is he single?
Omg what a psychotic wanker!! The way he speaks to Derek - you wouldn’t speak to a dog like that. The council estate teethBasically Mario has JM handwash in the bathroom that’s just for guests, he noticed that Derek had been using it and basically told him off..and filmed it..and put it on his highlights. I think it’s under ‘boy wonder’. He came out with some shit like ‘it’s forty pounds, it’s not for us to use, I don’t want you using it thinking you’re better than you are, it’s for our guests’. Nothing made sense about the rant. He found out that Derek had used it more than a few times so he hid it away and told Derek as much
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