@Cagayu living for your edits ma luvlie
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Don't be stupid! Debenhams sell tasteful items, why would he need things like that in his life?
Well if Derek's left him, that hole might get some use...
Car crash edition. She does herself no favoursthat’s if he lives there anymore
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He reeks of desperation to me..sad and pathetic
I mean.... We rely on him tbhI honestly think his "IBS"is basically when theres a bit of heat around him and he gets anxiety, i.e. if hes been called out for somehing he has said/done or that his jobs in jeopardy etc. Hes definetley got some anxiety as i can see the signs myself which in turn can cause bowel/stomach and skin problems and we aw ken how bad his skin gets ma lovelies. He has said on many occassions that Derek is his rock (crutch/enabler) and we can all see what a needy/princess he is on the daily.
I cannot ever see this wee manboy being able to live by himself and be fully functional. But to self diagnose yourself with IBS (amongst other things) and then blatently share to the whole gram the contents of your fridge which is all processed foods and barely and fruits or veg is outrageous and just calling out to have people give you their opinions. He has never to my knowledge said that he takes medications for his IBS or attends the doctors (but then again he's fiercely private isnt he lol) but in saying that, im sure now that his anxiety has worsened i predict a GP appointment swiftly.
I think its really said that someone would have anxiety and as a result suffer from any of these symptoms/side effects but he always brings it on himself. Then he does the dissappearing act for a while and makes his big fabulous boujie comeback saying how strong he is and the trolls will never win or bring him down cos hes strong and has a great support network and hes dealt with this all his life and hes such a warrior blah blah blah... its all bullcrap.
He needs to take time away from his wee viewers seat that sits at the side of the celebrity circuit of bastard instasham and get an actual life. Stop playing the victim one minute then the martyr the next. No one relies on you to make their day better, no one needs you to reassure their kids that its okay to be gay or to wear make up ffs. Its sad really, i dont know how he moves on from here when hes clearly addicted to having his massive ego stroked on the daily. I feel bad for him or anyone who has lost their job through covid, i really do. I wouldnt wish it on him but if he was just upfront from the get go and acted like a normal human being and said "hey, im shitting mysekf incase i loose my job" then we would have had a tit load more respect. But instead he amped up his spending and barely mentioned debs, the elephant in the room which just pissed people off.
sorry for the mahoosive rant, im in bed ill and just needed to vent. mwah mwah ma lovelies, goodnight, live laugh love & shine bright like a diamund n aw that.
More faces than the town clock...
After reading about him on here, I obviously had to check out the ‘ new guy in town’ Three dots of hes stories in and I’m feeling sick!! He can duck right off
I'd love to get on board with this theory, but can't get past the fact he doesn't really have mates. If you know differently though, please spill
It’s the spit-encased plaque in those bottom teeth that finishes me off. I can smell his breath through my phoneAfter reading about him on here, I obviously had to check out the ‘ new guy in town’ Three dots of hes stories in and I’m feeling sick!! He can duck right off
Same. I couldn't stop staring at the spiky teeth at the bottom of his mouth held into place by thick pockets of plaque. Looks like he'd bite an apple and the teeth would snap. Urgh.After reading about him on here, I obviously had to check out the ‘ new guy in town’ Three dots of hes stories in and I’m feeling sick!! He can duck right off
In my haze of new motherhood I have slipped off the Mazda bandwagon, had a tit night with devil baby so though it cheer myself up and he is MIA!!!
Where is he!? What happened?!
Where is he!? What happened?!
He got a brand new sofa gifted and then announced he was taking a break from the gram as he had given 18 months of his life to it.His life! His rules! and so forth...
(Congrats on the baby
)ANOTHER NEW SOFA!He got a brand new sofa gifted and then announced he was taking a break from the gram as he had given 18 months of his life to it.His life! His rules! and so forth...
(Congrats on the baby
you are pulling my hoof!
thank you
she’s a darling really she just hates sleep 
Sorry ma lovelie, I got all the plush furniture confused! Not a sofa!!! The lady that gifted him the sofa gifted him a new bespoke coffee table!ANOTHER NEW SOFA!
you are pulling my hoof!
thank you
He got gifted a giant padded sewing box. I suspect Dezza has shut him inside it and fucked off for a few weeks peace.
It's the tapas, juss and McDonald's holder of dreams!
Perfect for his regular five or six visitors....
Still can’t get over him saying the dyson hairdryer would be good for the girls when they come never mind the tapas guestsIt's the tapas, juss and McDonald's holder of dreams!
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Perfect for his regular five or six visitors....
He's having a midlife crisee and trying to teach us all a lesson because we've been naughty trolls
I suspect though though he will be going on a world tour soon; starring Mario and all his best bits in - Ma Life, Ma Jurnee and Ma Rules. Nae Debates and SO FORTH, TROLLS. he's obviously perfecting all his classic tunes and shapes, like the potato. Come on everybody do the scissor. Pretend your cutting the hair belonging to that witch who you dislike.
Or he's just sitting there leggings on, running his fingers over a rustlers while on the gram. Fast becoming an urban legend fading into obsurity
Given that he went apeshit at Derek for using the Jo malone hand soap once, do we really believe he would be happy with people using his Dyson hairdryer (still absolutely baffled at that purchase btw), and doing their make up with his Charlotte Tilbury? He would have a bespoke tantrum, grab it all off them and demand they leave. His things! His rules! Nae debates!Still can’t get over him saying the dyson hairdryer would be good for the girls when they come never mind the tapas guests
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