Because they match the bespoke colours that he’s gowat in the living room and go with the theme and style of his hoose. He awready said that ma lovelie xox
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Agreed, this thread is great entertainment, its just light hearted. The others can be hateful and so forth.I watch a few threads in here, but this is the best one - finding it a few weeks into lockdown really cheered me up!You're all a bunch of boujee, bespoke bastards!
Ah ok, couldn't quite figure out the ridiculous amount of products he buys!! Thanks xMaybe if he think if he buys that many bottles fabulousa may gift him some and become a brand rep like his mate Hinch did with flash! Cos he always uses those scents, except the other ones he spies in shops
I agree, it’s a new found guilty pleasure of mine. But this thread has me laughing out loud. So aye.So happy to be part of this thread!! Literally laughing out loud in public at it!!
Pure bespoke entertainment!
Why is derek buying him gifts and to top it off it’s another burner!!!! Bet Marion bought it for himself!!
Omg he actually has ! Wtf
Why on EARTH would you spend £30 on shite looking coasters?!
He actually has! WHY?
It's a classy look bbz.
I'm wondering if oor wee baby Rayn pisses everywhere. It's a tiny flat, with the cat litter tray stinking it up.Why has he got another burnerAnd how has got favourite Yankee candle scents when he doesn’t even use any Yankee candle wax?? He baffles my bespoke boujee brain
There’s nae way derek treatit him..wee Marions telt derek to buy it....who’s he tryin to kid 
I think he’s BSing when he says Derek bought it for him. Aye right! He bought it for himself but as this is day 5749604747 of him treatin himself he thought saying Derek bought it would make him look less selfishHe's got another burner and more melts....
*screams internally*
I'm at the point of awaiting Maladdins announcement that he won't be going back to work. I seriously think he's been paid off to leave with the amount of money he spends recently. I know wealthy people who do not waste as much cash as he does. Mind you that's probably why they are wealthy!
I know!!
I thought I was seeing things at first!!!
Dezza better get tap tappy tapping his unboujee skincare into his face rapid. A thing doesn't have to be or look old in Melvins world and its papped oot the door quicker than you can say awwplence.
The chanel sticker also I thought the scent seashells was his staple
also I thought the scent seashells was his stapleThe chanel sticker
Fake tom ford book on the table 
god you can buy real coffee table books from amazon like actual real books you dont need an insta hun to blue peter you one??? Stop buying so much disinfectant and buy the real book!! Hate fake designer stuff its so tacky
god you can buy real coffee table books from amazon like actual real books you dont need an insta hun to blue peter you one??? Stop buying so much disinfectant and buy the real book!! Hate fake designer stuff its so tacky- Status