Those coasters are reminiscent of something sold on a Glastonbury stall called Punani.
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I hope everyone takes the time to appreciate my new bespoke profile photo honouring the padded, studded, truly boujee coffee table of dreams....
Stunnin ma lovelie
Absolutely gorjus ma lovelie.
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Yup she is and some tea was well spilled
Lovelie's I have bespoke tears runnin doon ma face reading this thread from laughing so much!!
My husband just asked what I'm laughing so much about and I had to tell him the patron Saint of small businesses got a new plush McDonald's drinks/tapas holder today with a lovely bath mat to go under it and some fanny coasters for said McDonald's drinks. You could not make this tit up
Oh and Ave Furgoat the new present he got himself "from Derek" of YET ANOTHER bleeping wax melt burner.
So Aye.
Keep up the good work Ma Lovelies
My husband just asked what I'm laughing so much about and I had to tell him the patron Saint of small businesses got a new plush McDonald's drinks/tapas holder today with a lovely bath mat to go under it and some fanny coasters for said McDonald's drinks. You could not make this tit up
Oh and Ave Furgoat the new present he got himself "from Derek" of YET ANOTHER bleeping wax melt burner.
So Aye.
Keep up the good work Ma Lovelies
I just laughed out loud at this pure excellent summary of today's events ma darlin'Lovelie's I have bespoke tears runnin doon ma face reading this thread from laughing so much!!
My husband just asked what I'm laughing so much about and I had to tell him the patron Saint of small businesses got a new plush McDonald's drinks/tapas holder today with a lovely bath mat to go under it and some fanny coasters for said McDonald's drinks. You could not make this tit up
Oh and Ave Furgoat the new present he got himself "from Derek" of YET ANOTHER bleeping wax melt burner.
So Aye.
Keep up the good work Ma Lovelies
I still canโt get over the shark hoover
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i Wouldnโt bother ...remember he canโt cross roads so heโll need to just delivery to one side of the street maybe wee Del boy will do the other side for him !!!!!!!
I know, surely he could squeeze it into his cupboard or leave it in the corner of the hallway. He maybe likes to show off his bespoke Hoover though
The Shark is definitely a status item for him. Smell the wealth (of my Shark hoover!). It could comfortably fit behind the padded cell mirra but instead he likes to park it front and centre
I couldn't cope with a hoover sitting on display. Especially if i lived in such a gorjus, perfect padded cell as Marion. 
The Shark is definitely a status item for him. Smell the wealth (of my Shark hoover!). It could comfortably fit behind the padded cell mirra but instead he likes to park it front and centre
Perhaps Dezza wasnโt holding the ashtray under his joint and the head fell off it
Iโm sorry but iโve had to watch it again
his strangler hand stroking that padded coffin looks much like that of Kate winslets when sheโs getting pumped in the back of the car in titanic 
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That's absaloooooootely stunning, ma lovelie!
I know you're gonna git hunners o message asking where it's from as irs perfect for your McDonalds, juices and to feed the 5,000 guests you'll be expecting soon, so aye.... Hes gonna buy a new rug now eh?? 
I never thought you could get a duck ugly coffee table, but mario proves me wrong yet again 
I never thought you could get a duck ugly coffee table, but mario proves me wrong yet again 
I think they have to be using their insta as a business as well as having 10k plus real followers.
Sheโs a bit like Marion never seems to go out or have many pals just the clique on the gram sheโs in....boring af!! Cleans day n night n seems to change the bedding every day fml!
sheโs an Ava may rep too & gets cleaning freebies?
Sheโs had her kitchen papered n painted by a company and got a centre piece for her dining table all free
Maybe wans used fur bespoke lube ..so ayeAw look the each have their own Lurpack
Seriously though who needs two tubs?
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