Awww wee Derek’s face could light up a room ( a real room no a borrowers wan ) he has such bright eyes( when he’s no full eh the hashish) and just seems like a top genuine guy. What he sees in that pathetic cat abuser i do not know, maid Marion oozes zero appeal in every shape and form. Could u imagine him trying to instigate sexy time
I am making an appeal to you deek coz I know u must read here ( just for bants, and I believe you may be likely to have a wee account for when the stone is real and you’re wanting a proper giggle
) come to your senses, cut doon on the ganga, get yer driving test did and find someone worthy of you’re adorable wee coupon, get your dream house that creepy baws husny built fae the grun up and there’s nae mention of any boujee IBS ‘flair’ ups, Get rid of the blood sucker, send him on his merry way and I dare u to fling all his tat oot the 3 up windy just to ensure wee scrotum features canny have any mare use of his utter shit. Deek please forgive me if I sound harsh but u must know yourself that little cockroach is way beneath ya. You could pull any wan, aw he could pull is a parcel fae the postie and that’s on a good day
( I believe said postie is still receiving intense therapy after bein subjected to Marion’s beef olive) so aye nae debates and so forth, ma life, all areas, ma chapters, ma ootbox, ma pages, ma jurnee, me, me, me #freederekandryannnnnnn