Nice bit of beg on toast there asking for fabulosa to notice him again.
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I didn’t but google helpedI don’t know if you would remember a tv show years ago about the Braithwaites and what it was called? If you do then it’s the first 4 words then Gareth’s first initial if you get me
Garth
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Jesus Christ!!!!! And that’s only 4 dots inI didn’t but google helped
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Honestly it was the only way I could think to tell you then I kept bleeping it upI didn’t but google helped
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You didn’t do too bad, 1 quick google search and I got itHonestly it was the only way I could think to tell you then I kept bleeping it up
Team work makes the dream work ma lovelieeeesYou didn’t do too bad, 1 quick google search and I got it
FML how many times did he repeat himself I counted 3 about they bloody plug ins 
THATS who he reminded me of!I had a look at Garth after seeing his name pop up on this thread and upon opening his stories, I instinctively recoiled from my phone screen. He reminds me of the little fella from The Human Centipede 2. And his bedroom makes Marlon’s look positively minimalistic
He wouldnae expect his minions to pay what he pays for those plug-ins, which clearly don’t work as he cannae sleep most nights. How does his ego fit in that tiny flat?
Who the actual duck does he think he is. I couldn’t believe my ears. What a cock.
How much were the plug ins?I must have missed it when I put myself into a self induced coma...so aye
£20 for a box of 6 ma Lovely . Mwah mwah
£1.99 each in home bargains, 3 for a tenner on eBay and 6 for £20 on Amazon but tbh lost track mesel. He widnae expect us mere piss poor mortals to pay whit he did tho so nae links to check.
I share these sentiments - I tried, but I just couldn’tI searched for Garth and, to be honest, I couldn't continue looking at his face!
It was a combination of several factors 
Erm, has he been splashing the cash on a new blue hooscoat? Is the grey one not good enough for the ‘family zoom (sorry,voom) night?’
As Hincy always says: “It’s fresh up Friday” Except that’s not actually what she says at all, Meridre, you utter doughball
It’s where the magic happensThe tour of his bedroom today
aw the organisms, so ayeAs Hincy always says: “It’s fresh up Friday” Except that’s not actually what she says at all, Meridre, you utter doughball
It’s where the magic happens
He is such a condescending little prick I really hope he reads here, then he might see what a twit he is, don't get me wrong he is good for a laugh at times, but sometimes he needs to give it a rest with the high n mighty act!!!! Why he has so many followers is beyond me!
I really hope he reads here, then he might see what a twit he is, don't get me wrong he is good for a laugh at times, but sometimes he needs to give it a rest with the high n mighty act!!!! Why he has so many followers is beyond me!A lot of his sentences today started with “Ah treatit masel tae...” Oh well, at least he has a book with real words & pages in it now
As yiz aw know, ah’m no’ keen on the scent lavender, so ah’ve boat masel many many years’ worth ae plug ins in the scent, eh, lavender 
An’ ah widnae expect yiz tae pie whit ah pied, ma lovelies, ah widnae expect it Oh, Meirdre, what a tremendously entertaining little cockgoblin you are OMG - yes! I was chortling away at that the other day but, tragically, didn’t have time to come & enjoy the organism further on here
I was also tres amused at his claims that he’s been approached many, many times by many, many cumpneez but he jist cannae give honest reviews of the many, many free proaducts they’re begging to foist upon him because of his sensitive, like bespoke sensitivity, skin. P&G asked me many, many times. Did they, aye? Manky grey goonie - daytime
Dressy navy goonie - evening wear
It's what the tragic happens.As Hincy always says: “It’s fresh up Friday” Except that’s not actually what she says at all, Meridre, you utter doughball
It’s where the magic happens
Us mere mortals should go and buy them in Home Bargains even although they don’t sell them any more and Marian hasn’t seen them in there for ages but that is where we should buy ours. I don’t want to hear that anyone of youse has bought them on Amazon! The Amazon ones are NOT for us.
Ha! haven’t heard the word ’goonie‘ in this context for years
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