The tour of his bedroom todayI love the G man
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OMG if I lived near him I would want the 2m rule to stay even after covidThe tour of his bedroom today
I had a look at Garth after seeing his name pop up on this thread and upon opening his stories, I instinctively recoiled from my phone screen. He reminds me of the little fella from The Human Centipede 2. And his bedroom makes Marlon’s look positively minimalistic 
I commented on the toilet seat being up last week and today he mentioned it. I feel quite pleased. And how many things has he treated himself to this week? Derek must be minted. 
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I just had a look .........I can't unsee the kitchen disco highlight..........I had a look at Garth after seeing his name pop up on this thread and upon opening his stories, I instinctively recoiled from my phone screen. He reminds me of the little fella from The Human Centipede 2. And his bedroom makes Marlon’s look positively minimalistic
Who is this !?? im intriguedI had a look at Garth after seeing his name pop up on this thread and upon opening his stories, I instinctively recoiled from my phone screen. He reminds me of the little fella from The Human Centipede 2. And his bedroom makes Marlon’s look positively minimalistic
Omg!!!! I am getting flashbacks. And.... the rant he had in the car... And the interlocking teeth meme that someone made. So many memories
I don’t know if I’m allowed to sayWho is this !?? im intrigued
I’m still learning the rules of what we can and can’t mention. I’d hate to get put in Tattle jail just before the weekend 
Ooooh what happened?I used to like him until his nasty side came out. He has noticed his following go up, when he finds they have come from Tattle he will not be pleased
When we all realised he had skinny teeth hiding in the background. Oh those were the days.....Omg!!!! I am getting flashbacks. And.... the rant he had in the car... And the interlocking teeth meme that someone made. So many memories
My mum puts them plug ins on all around her house and I come out with a stonking headache.. and that’s what she has, a house.. poor rayn and derek.. and I’m being deedly serious. So aye.
He an announced he has treated himself...he hasnae bleeping stopped, I have to admit it was a real struggle to watch him today when I saw how many dots but I soldiered thru, I had four in a bed on in the background today and heard the word 'bespoke' and it set my Misphonia right thru the roof and flairboards..so aye
what idiot sprays it directly in to the toiletThe neon pink colour of that toilet cleaner is awful to me. It also gets on my wick he sprays on top of it, surely he knows not to mix any products. People have been taken to hospital due to toxic combination of fumes
Ye aw know how much I hate lavender, like wtf he has more lavender products than Tesco. And the plug in is great for sleep apparently (great ad considering we've spent lockdown on his nae sleep journee) That bedroom must be absolutely honking, not the biggest and rammed with plug ins, candles, wax melts and now diffuser sticks - not to mention the gazillion sprays daily. Gives me the boak just thinking about it.
Nice to see the saving yer ass off is still going well and nae debates - who doesn't need 46 plug ins and a book about Jo Malone (is it a real book or wan ay yer display books?
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Anyone else get the feeling he's looking for help on how to make an aff link? Only mentioned "nae link sorry" about 5 times
oh and last but not least the mug - the MUG - total egomaniac
Nice to see the saving yer ass off is still going well and nae debates - who doesn't need 46 plug ins and a book about Jo Malone (is it a real book or wan ay yer display books?
)Anyone else get the feeling he's looking for help on how to make an aff link? Only mentioned "nae link sorry" about 5 times
oh and last but not least the mug - the MUG - total egomaniac
Spanked £50 on shite .........standard
I’m just catching up on his 107472 dots from today. He really is such a patronising wee hole, folk messaging him about their fabulosa not spraying right and he tells them to make sure they’ve picked up the right tin 
I’ve got a migraine just thinking about the mixture of the plug-in,reed diffuser, candle mix of scents going on in the bespoke bedroom. They must create a bespoke scent.
And guys, stoap outboxin him wae yur complaints about the Fabulousa faults! His isn’t sprayin as a foam so he’s goat nae complaints and has loved the product since the start of his jurnaaay. Your problems wae this product are nuffin tae dae wae him so get the duck oot his outboax. Nae debates.
And guys, stoap outboxin him wae yur complaints about the Fabulousa faults! His isn’t sprayin as a foam so he’s goat nae complaints and has loved the product since the start of his jurnaaay. Your problems wae this product are nuffin tae dae wae him so get the duck oot his outboax. Nae debates.
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I don’t know if you would remember a tv show years ago about the Braithwaites and what it was called? If you do then it’s the first 4 words then Gareth’s first initial if you get meWho is this !?? im intrigued
GarthI don’t know if you would remember a tv show years ago about the Braithwaites and what it was called? If you do then it’s the first 4 words then Gareth’s first initial if you get me
Hey wind yer neck in, if they weren't different colours, different sized tins and one didn't say disinfectant spray and one foam freshener it'd be an easy mistake tae make and nae debates. But things go wrang and it'll get sorted, just stop clogging up wee Marjs ootbox way yer shite as aw his ar fine so aye....I’m just catching up on his 107472 dots from today. He really is such a patronising wee hole, folk messaging him about their fabulosa not spraying right and he tells them to make sure they’ve picked up the right tin
Omg first 3 wordsI don’t know if you would remember a tv show years ago about the Braithwaites and what it was called? If you do then it’s the first 4 words then Gareth’s first initial if you get me
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