OMG how many face mists does he need? He has an addiction. His flat is like the beauty counter in homebargains
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He really is addicted to spending money 
How many face mists is that now? 8?? There’s nae need
How many face mists is that now? 8?? There’s nae need
How the hell does he spray so much tit and put so much tit on his delicate skin. How the hell he doesn’t have a constant headache with all the crap he uses. Poor Derek either in a haze of smoke or a haze of Chemicals.He really is addicted to spending money
How many face mists is that now? 8?? There’s nae need
Also I’ve never seen someone sat on a sofa look so uncomfortable.
Love to know what the products are that he 'wants to get rid of' currently occupying the space where the hoomidifier should be.... 
That's doing a disservice to Jamie to be fair lol. I've never seen so much make up and skincare that will likely never be used.
We need to stage an intervention! How are you feeling? It’s okay, it’s not to late to save you. Please answer truthfully- do you have an urge to purchase multiple face mists?
Sort your door handles out man! I am sure some hot water and a scrub daddy will take that paint off, call yourself a cleaner?
I've yet to watch all his beauty stories (think I'll treat myself before bed soon, so aye 
) but I just want to say this:
MARIO - YOU DONT NEED ANYMORE BEAUTY PRODUCTS AND MAKE-UP. EVER. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS BOUJEE, STOP WASTING DEREK'S MONEY, YA WEE SHITE BAG!
So aye.... mwah 
) but I just want to say this:MARIO - YOU DONT NEED ANYMORE BEAUTY PRODUCTS AND MAKE-UP. EVER. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS BOUJEE, STOP WASTING DEREK'S MONEY, YA WEE SHITE BAG!
So aye....
mwah Howling
I watched him with it the other day and thought I need one like that. Luckily I don’t need nor want
i think I need to go to see a counsellor now...For whatever case of insanity I have got from lockdown.
You should take a photo of it and tag saint marion and see if he notices youHowling
I watched him with it the other day and thought I need one like that. Luckily I don’t need nor wantfacebody mists.
i think I need to go to see a counsellor now...For whatever case of insanity I have got from lockdown.
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But is it gin? Or a doop?
What is this obsession with 'doops'? I genuinely don't get it. Either save up and buy the item from the genuine designer that you want, or choose something different. There is no way I would think to myself that I wanted an LV scarf, but because I need instant gratification and have lemonade money I will buy an AliExpress version and pretend it's the real thing. Instead I would just buy a completely different scarf from a high street shop at a price I could afford, or would save up and get the real deal.
There aren’t enough products in the world to make Maid Marion Beautiful........ Hes an ugly duck, inside & out!!
Nailed it! This
along with the mention of doing Insta full time is a plan me thinks.Right, I'm going to send him a message tomorrow asking how many bleeping products does 1 man need! 
I've never known a woman to have/need that much - I know I dont own half that!
And Rayn was chasing a fly for 40 minutes.... I'm surprised they dont immediately stick to the walls with the amount of sprays and lack of ventilation!
I've never known a woman to have/need that much - I know I dont own half that! And Rayn was chasing a fly for 40 minutes.... I'm surprised they dont immediately stick to the walls with the amount of sprays and lack of ventilation!
He might upload it to his story... But because he doesn’t read here, he’ll never know it was me and block me. No siree!You should take a photo of it and tag saint marion and see if he notices you
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