Feel like I see down his bog more than my own! 
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Oh I thought he ment "all eyes" in his bespoke languageI think Mario was referring to a character from a Scottish TV show called Still Game . Isa is notoriously nosey, knows everyone’s business and doesn’t let anything pass her by. Which I guess he was linking to the fact people spotted and asked him about his “humidifier “.
Not standing up for Mario - he does indeed have his own vocabulary and despite being from the west coast too I could do with someone to translate his nonsense
Don't you know that he has the rarest skin type. He has to be very careful what he uses. So aye. Nae debates
I see he’s been reading here and corrected himself.
‘It’s a DE humidifier... youse aw know ah jist make it up as I go along’
Never would have guessed!
‘It’s a DE humidifier... youse aw know ah jist make it up as I go along’
Never would have guessed!
He actually thinks he's some sort of beauty and skincare guru and he's on QVC these days. I hate to burst his bubble but he'll never be a James Welsh or Hyram, he presents himself terribly and comes across as a middle aged man just jumping on whatevers trending now rather than being able to give advice on tailored routines for himself or others during different seasons or when problematic skin happens. He's just so cringe and wasteful!Youse......youse.....I mean seriously
That e.l.f chat was a chore to listen to! He really needs to rehearse what he’s going to say before he starts wittering on, or at least think before he speaks!
He buys, often unnecessarily in bulk, one brand after another in the vague hope they'll hire him as the face of the brand and he'll be propelled to stardom. When nothing comes of each story, he looks for something else to buy and the cycle continues... I think it culminated this week with him actually admitting he wants to be a full time influencer and asking for help to achieve it.
God that was painful in the extreme, he really doesn't have a bloody clue. How to piss off e.l.f. and Tatcha at the same time eh - look up "doop" in the dictionary Marj (may have to check your spelling first mind) Literally means deceive, trick, hoax etc - not really the connotation any brand worth their salt looks to cultivate. So aye.....
If he's serious he's got to monetize it, that's what gets noticed pure and simple, though seeing as he thought doing (non affiliated!) eBay swipe ups would share his home address I doubt he could manage that by himself.
And so different looking in real life too! Met her out and about in Glasgow a few times and she looks SO different and seems a genuinely nice lady.I think Mario was referring to a character from a Scottish TV show called Still Game . Isa is notoriously nosey, knows everyone’s business and doesn’t let anything pass her by. Which I guess he was linking to the fact people spotted and asked him about his “humidifier “
Not standing up for Mario - he does indeed have his own vocabulary and despite being from the west coast too I could do with someone to translate his nonsense
Agree, he thinks by tagging them in they'll recognise his potential and snap him up, can you actually imagine - half the folk on here can hardly even understand him and a lot of us are fellow Scots
If he's serious he's got to monetize it, that's what gets noticed pure and simple, though seeing as he thought doing (non affiliated!) eBay swipe ups would share his home address I doubt he could manage that by himself.
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@Swipeupguyzzz It was sheer genius how well they aged up everyone to play pensioners. Isa was hilarious & she seems nice but I stumbled across Ford & Greg doing a booksigning in Braehead years ago and watched them for a while - so crabbit and hardly cracked a smile.
Anyhoo back on topic if anyone is stumped by the Isa thing this is her....
Anyhoo back on topic if anyone is stumped by the Isa thing this is her....
Oh really, just shows you. I actually met her in a ladies loo in a Glasgow restaurant - I didn't know who she was but my friend was a fan and she was just really nice - bubbly, chatty and funny.@Swipeupguyzzz It was sheer genius how well they aged up everyone to play pensioners. Isa was hilarious & she seems nice but I stumbled across Ford & Greg doing a booksigning in Braehead years ago and watched them for a while - so crabbit and hardly cracked a smile.
Anyhoo back on topic if anyone is stumped by the Isa thing this is her....
ooh look at me rubbing shoulders with the stars, might head into Debs when our Marj goes back to work - aim for the big one
The big small one you meanOh really, just shows you. I actually met her in a ladies loo in a Glasgow restaurant - I didn't know who she was but my friend was a fan and she was just really nice - bubbly, chatty and funny.
ooh look at me rubbing shoulders with the stars, might head into Debs when our Marj goes back to work - aim for the big one
I saw him in there once and he is honestly the smallest adult I’ve ever seen in my life apart from dwarves obvs Yep - I was about to say the biggest small star in Scotland but he must have height on Jimmy Krankie surelyThe big small one you mean
The ego makes up for the height.The big small one you mean
More face mists, how many faces has he got to use all this tit?????
More faces than the toon clock.
That poor cat bloody hates him no joke
Well Mario you’re never oot the shoaps so lets see your bespoke facemask which is mandatory in Scotland from tomorrow!!
Do you have a boujie ‘Cleaning With Mario’ one so you can alert the unwashed as to who you are as you breeze through small businesses saving them??
Well Mario you’re never oot the shoaps so lets see your bespoke facemask which is mandatory in Scotland from tomorrow!!
Do you have a boujie ‘Cleaning With Mario’ one so you can alert the unwashed as to who you are as you breeze through small businesses saving them??
Youse......youse.....I mean seriously
That e.l.f chat was a chore to listen to! He really needs to rehearse what he’s going to say before he starts wittering on, or at least think before he speaks!
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Ah no!! Imagine the laughs we would be deprived of if Marionette bothered to proof read or spell check ??
And don’t forget more of shower gels
I must be absolutely boggin with how little shower gel I use
Faced with a choice tonight of dissecting Melvin and his latest begs for attention or gin.
I chose gin.
Love you all. I will hold Melvin and his bawbagerry to account tomorrow.
Slainte Mhath (auto correct can duck right off as well)
I chose gin.
Love you all. I will hold Melvin and his bawbagerry to account tomorrow.
Slainte Mhath (auto correct can duck right off as well)
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