I had a quick look and yet another Instagram nobody thinking we all want skincare and makeup tutorials. I could not give a flying duck less about whatever shite these people put on their faces and I don’t know why they think we care?!
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I hate how he announces skin care as if it’s a trend he’s trying to start
I hear baby gurl Raaynnn helps Derek with the difficult words. Bless
That new sofa looks so uncomfortable. Where has the shark gone. It’s not next to the bathroom cabinet anymore. Maybe it’s been repossessed just a thought!!
He could use his spinning bucket mop bucket ...and he’s got his very own bespoke jacuzziHe doesn't have a bath in the hoose so will have made a bespoke one out of a mop bucket
He could use his spinning bucket mop bucket ...and he’s got his very own bespoke jacuzzi
Right @Jeaniepeanie. I had to scroll back a few pages to find this post. The words "smashing big banger" have pervaded my thoughts several times today and are making me alternate between dry boaking and sniggering in a most unlaydeelike fashion.
I need to change the narrative here so will retrain my brain to assume you meant Melvins got a large clapped out motor car ready for Dezza passing his driving test.
I can no longer entertain any other meaning!! And besides, I think his luvvin after dark skills are more akin to a blow up dolly.
I'm very sorry ma lovlie, if thinking I was on about Deeks new boaby mobile gets you through the day then I'll no mention the banger againRight @Jeaniepeanie. I had to scroll back a few pages to find this post. The words "smashing big banger" have pervaded my thoughts several times today and are making me alternate between dry boaking and sniggering in a most unlaydeelike fashion.
I need to change the narrative here so will retrain my brain to assume you meant Melvins got a large clapped out motor car ready for Dezza passing his driving test.
I can no longer entertain any other meaning!! And besides, I think his luvvin after dark skills are more akin to a blow up dolly.
I'd never really thought of oor melv in the sack until now, it's too traumatic to process those sort of thoughts... I do imagine he squeaks like a blind nikita dugs toy when he finds the tickly bit right enough
Ooor Mario's doing an "Ask me", so aye, ask away some boujee, bespoke questions, ma lovelies.... 
Bracing myself for some pure, bespoke comedy gold this morning.....
I've already asked my boujee question, so aye!Bracing myself for some pure, bespoke comedy gold this morning.....
Ask Marion anything.... When's the bailiffs coming..... So aye
Wee prick filming denzel with a pussy in his face...he has no privacy do aye
Poor deek, it’s no rayn waking him up it’s Marion with his pure bright bespoke torch shining in his face at 5.30 in the morning
He's taken it down and replaced it with a red screen 
No doubt, his outbox and inbox, main and otherwise, are overflowing with hunners, nay thoosans, of questions for our Maz.
"What is your skincare routine?"
"Why is there a white knot on your seat?"
"What's in that secret cupboard in the kitchen?"
"Who does your hair?"
And so forth.....
No doubt, his outbox and inbox, main and otherwise, are overflowing with hunners, nay thoosans, of questions for our Maz.
"What is your skincare routine?"
"Why is there a white knot on your seat?"
"What's in that secret cupboard in the kitchen?"
"Who does your hair?"
And so forth.....
Where’s this? Stories or gridOoor Mario's doing an "Ask me", so aye, ask away some boujee, bespoke questions, ma lovelies....
Dammit. I wanted to ask him whether he plans on hoovering under his rug todayHe's taken it down and replaced it with a red screen
No doubt, his outbox and inbox, main and otherwise, are overflowing with hunners, nay thoosans, of questions for our Maz.
"What is your skincare routine?"
"Why is there a white knot on your seat?"
"What's in that secret cupboard in the kitchen?"
"Who does your hair?"
And so forth.....
Why's he put his finger over his camera and posted the pic? Strange little man. I can see it coming later..... Oooh dunno what's up with ma insta we will do the Q&A another day ma luvlies.... 
Actually I think he's taken that pic through his red tights hunz xxx
Actually I think he's taken that pic through his red tights hunz xxx
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