Cleaning With Mario #14 Marion Potter & the Prisoner of Paisley (Derek)

[BoujeeBabe]

Just skipped through his stories and I see he's uploaded his boujee shopping haul, so I'll watch that after lunch, to laugh at the multiple items of boujee shite he doesn't need....

 

[MrsBeardy]

On the subject of Ava May commission - I wonder if the money that’s been raised from the charity wax melt is equivalent to what a brand rep would earn if the wax melts had been bought using their code? If so, Marlene is probably earning a reasonable amount - probably enough to keep him in boujee skinkerr products

 

[Gla30]

Does he even need a dehumidifier when he’s got a window in his bathroom I thought they weren’t recommended for bathrooms because of the amount of steam

 

[Goldieoldie]

Cleaning With Mario #15 toot toot Derek is a driver, give wee Mario a fiver to spent on tat, grab that cat and run as fast as you can

 

[Rosieposey]

Same! Its kept me fairly sane and cheered me up during lockdown.

I keep forgetting to check it then I find my way back and it gives me a good belly laugh

 

[lauramars]

Dereks he’s puppet

Yup! Sad to see! I think Mario will be awful to live with! It’d be like treading on eggshells!

 

[Poptart]

Maybe he had a wee boujee hydrating bath out of all 3 bottles? Anything is possible with Mario!

He doesn't have a bath in the hoose so will have made a bespoke one out of a mop bucket

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Him and John are the Poundland version of Derek and Mario

I love the G man

 

[Whatsallthis]

£20 is a lot on bath bombs never mind £200! I thought she was a carer, didn’t think they got furloughed??
Watched her stories earlier and she’s got more make up and heaps of stuff
She uses those diet pills as well, how dangerous

She’s been furloughed because her and the wee one are high risk. (My MIL does the same job with the same employer and is also furloughed for the same reason.) I think she’s on planet Janet half the time.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

He mentions his jurney everyday now! Here is a jurney for you Melvin, Paisley Gilmour Street to Glasgow Central and get yourself back to work you lazy boujie bellened

Haha! It’s so strange that he’s not mentioned work in ages. I’ve been tuning into his inane shitshow less recently so I could have missed it I guess - but from the chatter here, it doesn’t seem like he’s spoken about work for a while now. Wonder what’s going on...

 

[lauramars]

‘It’s like beef olives on the telly, ah cannae cope’

Got me hungry

 

[twilightgarden]

He doesn't have a bath in the hoose so will have made a bespoke one out of a mop bucket

Or his pricey item washing up bowl his brother got him. It’s even got a plug!

 

[DilysMcGillis]

I have to ask the question, in case I’ve been living under a rock for my 40yrs on this planet, but what on gods green earth is a “display book”? To gather dust on a shelf full of crap?

It’s in the colour pink Dead

 

[Poptart]

Or his pricey item washing up bowl his brother got him. It’s even got a plug!

Oh no...maybe hes had some sort of electrical incident and his few hairs are sticking up in shock

 

[Cagayu]

HE'S A VERY PRIVATE PERSON!!

AND NOTHING IN RESPECT OF FAMILY WILL BE SHARED!

NAE MAMMY & DA!

NAE SISTER!

NAE BROTHER!

NAE NIECES!

NAE DEREK'S FAMILY!

NAE BABIES!

SO AYE. NAE DEBATES.

MA PAGE! MY RULES! MA CHAPTERS!

unless sharing said photos creates content... then so aye, nae debates

 

[Henny Penny]

Oh god.. this thread is hilarious!
however- do any of you actually sit through ALL of those stories!??? I cant cope

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Thanks for the info. Broke one and found it funny? Ungrateful wee prick. He doesn't deserve nice things or gifted tat!

 

[twilightgarden]

Have I been pronouncing it wrong or is it said like E-cover?!

 

[Johnnoijones]

He'll never get decent brands to work with him as hes so classless. He swears non stop, is borderline abusive to Derek at times, can hardly spell or speak properly ... the list goes on. He has an ideal niche market he could tap into - decluttering and organising/space saving hacks for a small flat. But instead he continues to keep hoarding stuff here, there and everywhere... So aye...

Also, wondering what the craic is with his job. Maybe he has been made redundant and got a small payout, hence all the splashing the cash on needless, useless shite! Hes spent over £20 on useless face mists alone this week ffs!

Body mists

It’s use. USE USE USE. Don’t you have spellcheck Mazda?

Funny that Mrs Hinch also talked about the same thing this week.....

 

[Henny Penny]

Hi newish to this thread-genuinely laughing out loud!!
Product question- he seems to advertise a lot if products and they’re all there on
His dresser etc does he use any?? Like all of that make up- he never looks like he’s got any on