Cleaning With Mario #14 Marion Potter & the Prisoner of Paisley (Derek)

[Sickofinstagramcrap]

Not been on in a while. Still Gutted can’t see any of his post as he blocked me.
but next time I’m in Debenhams I’ll be sure to ask him why he blocked me for asking a perfectly Reasonable question.He seems to block a lot of people for asking questions. If your going to put ads up for stuff you have been gifted you should know about them and be able to answer a questions Regarding them. Hope Derek sees the light and fucks him out. Mate you live in a 1 bedroom flat that’s likely to go up in flame with all the shit you spray. So stop thinking you are above people on insta.

Yea i got blocked too for nothing, luckily i had a few spare accounts for snooping

 

[DilysMcGillis]

Fuck me, I just cannot imagine Melv as a daddy, he'd be horrific and screaming at Dez to take the babby as he needs his sleep
And as for Melv's photos of him with concealer etc... I have more make up on my face and I haven't worn any make up for well over a year. I wish he'd give up the make up/skincare boy schtick he is aiming for, there are so many more fellas who do it better than he could ever dream of. The hobbit sized tosspot

Hobbit sized tosspot

 

[Rocketllama]

He really does think there’s no one else like him. The heid on him is unreal I’ve never seen someone that can turn every single situation into something about their self

 

[Boabie bunter]

To “Paul” who asked Martin “would you and derek like kids” where on earth would you li

Who seen the house tour and noticed mario had the full teenage girls dressing table filled with every beauty product available to purchase on beauty bay. And poor deek has 3 or 4 wee lotions and creams sat on the radiator!?!

Surely mario could get rid of the face mists body mists and that’s free up the space for dereks face wash. Wee shame

Also... RIP the boujeee faux bespoke chrome phone from the living room.. Martin has clearly realised if it’s no plugged in... ITS ABSOLUTELY POINTLESS!! And donated it someone worthy of it

 

[ThreeSteaksPam]

Who is this !?? im intrigued

I don’t know if I’m allowed to say I’m still learning the rules of what we can and can’t mention. I’d hate to get put in Tattle jail just before the weekend

 

[other things online]

See he’s been to primark to buy more shite

 

[Bestlife@60]

I wonder if he runs all these ideas by Delboy first, as it’s he’s flat and Marions a lodger?
Nah..... of course the McPrick doesn’t!

 

[TheFabFader]

View attachment 172747 He needs this journee as much as we do

Thank you for this, it’s given me the best laugh I’ve had in ages. My daughter loved it too.
Derek looks absolutely baked in this. Can you blame him?

 

[Be More Pacific]

I noticed that! He also made out as if he knew her before she got famous?

I thought he meant before she got big on Instagram.

 

[Badaboom]

Voom What.A.Twat.

 

[Fickledipped19]

Did it make you shudder? I was going about my day and BANG day was fucked...so aye


Imagine that brown mess thru the flairs

Glad I seen after I’d been & not before. Thankfully there is no crushed velvet or vagina cushions anywhere to be seen in there. It’s not Moanios type of place

 

[Goldieoldie]

Just seen it , she doesn't stop spending , since her mum died especially, I wonder if something has happened as she seems more fucked off than usual.

She will be running out of Money surely. Who even does that no one needs that about of bath bombs in her life x

 

[twilightgarden]

Like his butt...so aye

Pahaha! I’m equally amused and disgusted by this.

 

[lauramars]

I had a quick look and yet another Instagram nobody thinking we all want skincare and makeup tutorials. I could not give a flying fuck less about whatever shite these people put on their faces and I don’t know why they think we care?!

This I hate how he announces skin care as if it’s a trend he’s trying to start

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

When he’s talking about us friendship with mrs hinch, said twice that it’s genuine on his side

when he said doesn't have anyone managing, telling him what to do it controlling him ha ha thought that .if he have been a sly dog at his "best mate" Hinch, probably just jealousy

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

The amount of money he’s jizzed up the wall on absolute shite during lockdown is quite staggering. Can’t believe he had the cheek
to say he’s been working hard & saving hard You do know we’ve been able to see & hear you for the last 14 weeks, Meirdre, aye? How are you getting on with those industrial sized boxes of artisanal crisssssss? #essentialpurchasesonly


I wish I could take the credit for Meirdre but. alas, it was someone else on here I think it really suits him & I love it almost as much as Manbagzda

Hahahaha manbagzda was me

 

[Sickofinstagramcrap]

The power????
I see no change- the make up is invisible

Pure cornbeef skin, hope hes not trying to work with that make up brand because that is not a good advertisement

 

[BoujeeBabe]

I'm surprised he doesn't have management to be honest, he's so professional, bespoke and Bouji. I'd be delighted if he made insta his full time job it would be endless entertainment plus this threads my fav

The endless hours of pure boujee, bespoke entertainment would be fookin' hilarious!

 

[BananaClub]

How does a happy Birthday shout out to his sister, turn into how he’s helped so many small businesses?

That’s exactly what I was thinking...it’s all me me me ...i think he’s a nasty jealous little scrotum ...wonder where he is getting the money to buy all that tat !!!!!!

 

[lauramars]

I cant believe people find it funny to mock this person who was worried??? Mario could have responded with “class” saying it was only a joke thanks for the concern!