Cleaning With Mario #14 Marion Potter & the Prisoner of Paisley (Derek)

[Henny Penny]

‘Nothing but thee best a thee best fur wee rayn!’

god- would hate to see the worst

 

[Goldieoldie]

He should be saying we want this not I want this x

 

[Doodlebug71]

Wee prick filming denzel with a pussy in his face...he has no privacy do aye

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Do we think he really did though?

Nope. Just nope.

 

[twilightgarden]

Athomewithg
Does he still have a filthy house?

Jesus Christ. I’ve just been watching and actually shrieked with laughter at ‘speeyonjay’
I’m not sure if he’s harmless and a bit simple or sleekit

 

[Delia Smith]

How old is Derek? We know Marie is in the menopausal age bracket but Delboy looks much younger

 

[Popper]

He’s really not selling the bespoke sffphonge to me. Wiping his manky skirting then showing that it’s picking up next to no dust.

and the boujeeee lantuurn with the battery pack lying inside

tip toe condition after a scrub with his sffphonge - nae debates

 

[ThreeSteaksPam]

You didn’t do too bad, 1 quick google search and I got it

Team work makes the dream work ma lovelieeees

 

[Cagayu]

Yes. We fucking do.
Also, Mazda. It’s the nozzle on the all in one that is the issue. It’s black and not white, the foam is black and the all in one is white

 

[Goldieoldie]

I was in his Debenhams at the weekend. Not looking for him I really needed to collect something and the girl serving me was so nice I was tempted to ask her if she knew him xx

 

[Be More Pacific]

That person has deleted the post calling Mario out and changed their username lol

I can still see it - just checked two seconds ago. Same username.

 

[Poptart]

He loves that cat. Nae debates!

 

[I wud like sum tea]

FML how many times did he repeat himself I counted 3 about they bloody plug ins

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Isn't his store open now anyway?

 

[twilightgarden]

He'll be offered a gifted botox/fillers package by a beautician with a certificate and a live/laugh/love decal on her bedroom salon wall.

Cannot wait for this day!

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Aye very good Marlene. Turned down P&G because of your speshul bespoke skin type? Did ye, aye?

Nae debates!

 

[Cagayu]

Naww he read out my question

 

[The_blind_dug]

Is that Derek? I was imagining some old sugar daddy from the way people talk about him. He's not bad looking! What on earth is he doing with Mario?

Think he just gets stoned out his tree and it makes living with him a whole lot easier

 

[littlemissnosey45]

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At first glance I thought he was going to tell us his IBS was through the roof

Definite diarrhoea dinner, looks like cow pat

 

[Cherry_1]

Wouldn’t take him long to do his skurtings in his teeny tiny wee borrowers flat, a mean house bejouee bespoke borrowers flat Marion. And I see that you’re better half is still full to the gunnels wae smoke... don’t blame Del Boy putting up with that conniving wee scrotum day in day out. Go out and earn your wedge for your tat instead of poncing off poor deek. That’s enough from me for one day