Cleaning With Mario #14 Marion Potter & the Prisoner of Paisley (Derek)

[Badaboom]

He is so thick I actually cannae cope. Remember when it hit summer and he bought thin curtains for his bedroom? See how he is always awake and whining at 5am?

 

[Noseybonk]

Why has Marion bought a new washing up bowl. It doesn’t seem that long ago that his brother bought him a posh Bougie bespoke one (Joseph Joseph I think)

 

[twilightgarden]

I can't wait for his looking for a new job jurneh. Is there a job bespoke enough in the world for Mario.

Will he work his boujee way to the very towap to assistant manager?!

Omg the face sprays and the wee hair brush. DEAD!

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I’ve not watched his stories for a day or two. Can’t wait for a live action video of the wee toty hairbrush in use on his 3 hairs I’m in for a treat tonight!

 

[Rocketllama]

Just settled doon wi a wee cup of boujee bespoke tea to sit n watch wee melvs 400 dots

skipped past the pages I’ve missed on here so there’s nae spoilers

 

[BoujeeBabe]

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Omg!!

It’s in the colour pink Dead

Who else on this earth buys DISPLAY BOOKS? Just when you think he cant get anymore insane in the membraneeeeee!

 

[Swipeupguyzzz]

God that was painful in the extreme, he really doesn't have a bloody clue. How to piss off e.l.f. and Tatcha at the same time eh - look up "doop" in the dictionary Marj (may have to check your spelling first mind) Literally means deceive, trick, hoax etc - not really the connotation any brand worth their salt looks to cultivate. So aye.....

I think Mario was referring to a character from a Scottish TV show called Still Game . Isa is notoriously nosey, knows everyone’s business and doesn’t let anything pass her by. Which I guess he was linking to the fact people spotted and asked him about his “humidifier “.
Not standing up for Mario - he does indeed have his own vocabulary and despite being from the west coast too I could do with someone to translate his nonsense

And so different looking in real life too! Met her out and about in Glasgow a few times and she looks SO different and seems a genuinely nice lady.

He buys, often unnecessarily in bulk, one brand after another in the vague hope they'll hire him as the face of the brand and he'll be propelled to stardom. When nothing comes of each story, he looks for something else to buy and the cycle continues... I think it culminated this week with him actually admitting he wants to be a full time influencer and asking for help to achieve it.

Agree, he thinks by tagging them in they'll recognise his potential and snap him up, can you actually imagine - half the folk on here can hardly even understand him and a lot of us are fellow Scots If he's serious he's got to monetize it, that's what gets noticed pure and simple, though seeing as he thought doing (non affiliated!) eBay swipe ups would share his home address I doubt he could manage that by himself.

 

[Smirkymirky]

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I know those lovely lips !



Poor Mario! What are we expecting first - boujee new lip journee or hair plugs? His hair is receeding quicker than a low tide

Serious seven head on him. Dezza however is beaut as per usual

 

[Stormi]

When Ava May struck a deal with Semi Chem she took Melvin with her to the meeting, and there was a teaser about him setting up a project of his own with them.

Nothing came of it as he later confessed that he'd backed out cos he "shit himself".

We never did find out what that scary opportunity was exactly, but I do wonder if he kicks himself on the regular about not giving it a go.

Opportunities drying up faster than his non-misted face.

He hardly ever mentions her now!! I think they seen the true little selfish arse that he is! Boujeee one st that !! yeah I remember all that with semi chem

 

[Anti-influencer]

It annoys me that he keeps waffling on about wanting Derek to become a driver. We all know he’s only encouraging it because he will expect Derek to become his personal chauffeur

Also!! For those of you who are blocked, Tattle has an instagram viewer option now where I think you will be able to watch stories without going through Instagram. I just read about it on another thread! Should be in the menu sidebar at the bottom I believe.

 

[Bibbybeave]

Ooft, what a rant. He’s bylin’

 

[Be More Pacific]

But remember the page is now all areas of his life

See, I read ALL AREAS OF MY LIFE NOW as meaning all parts of his life are now bespoke and bijou perfect hence the diamond.

I could be completely wrong though One never knows with Manbagzda.

Maybe something to ask on the next Q+A...?

 

[twilightgarden]

That £200 she spent on bath bombs could have bought her some followers and maybe take her up the the 10k mark she’s been dying for, then we can start the thread and let rip. She doesn’t have enough followers yet but I can’t wait for the day she does

She annoys me no end and I used to feel sorry for her sometimes but can’t stop watching!

 

[Rocketllama]

I spy a wee magic tree car air freshener wonder if we’re about to get a wee boujee car journeee

 

[NOID-phal]

He was tagged and it was his reply to the follower contemplating burning their Mario candle

The smell of rustlers and ibs more like. I'm cringing inside oot at that.

 

[twilightgarden]

Just watched it, I am absolutely dead at speeyonjay RIP

I laughed so much the first time he said it. Laughing now at the thought Once I composed myself, I went back to watch the rest of his stories and he kept saying it! He’s so serious as well.
As our Mario would say ah cannae cope!

 

[Noseycow2020]

More face mists, how many faces has he got to use all this shit?????

And don’t forget more of shower gels
I must be absolutely boggin with how little shower gel I use

 

[BoujeeBabe]

New ttitle courtesy of @Caramel Swirl with 43 votes.

Hope this is correct, not been here long!

YES! I love it!

Hello ma luvliessss
Just wanne say no surprise tha our wee fanny mazza has a headache fo the 4th day ina row wi all the Wee shite He sprays everywhere!!
Have a boujie day ma luvliesssss

I'm surprised his heeeed hasn't fallen aff with the amount of fumes inside it!

I know if I clean my surfaces with diluted Zoflora then spray my Febreeze, it gets a bit much and I open the window, so how they all cope with like 4 different things being sprayed and used at once is beyond me!

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

They say you can tell a lot about people from the way they treat animals

Lads, lads, it’s happening! Apparently these awards are scheduled before the end of this year Do we dare to dream that St Melvin of Paisley might get an award

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He has a following but does he have much influence though?

 

[lauramars]

I bought the Neutrogena Hydro Boost Cleanser after he reviewed it about a year or more ago and this is the spray in the range. So it won’t bloody irritate his skin!

 

[Doodlebug71]

How dare Mavis expose awe areas of Denzels life, Does the wee prick have permission to discuss wae his hunners and hunners of mafia his Denzels non bespoke facecare routine
.so aye