Cleaning with Mario #13 He can't believe it's not clutter

[BoujeeBabe]

Love this. He is very lighthearted & prob a right good laugh when pissed I actually started following him because of this thread. Tattle ain't all bad is it

I did, too! I saw the thread whilst browsing and his cartoon style picture made me laugh, so got curious! And the rest is boujee history, so aye!

 

[Booboo76]

I see he got what he wanted, all his lovelies messaging him and telling him how great and inspiring he is just so he can post them on his stories, for duck sake get a grip man, if your self worth is tied in to how many likes and messages you get from strangers on insta it’s time to re-think your life mate!! God he’s pissed me off!!!

 

[Rocketllama]

Says it’s too hot for housework but he’s still going about on his housecoat got a cheek to have the fan on

 

[allforthegram]

It’s too hot to do housework but it’s not hot enough to Still be wearIng a fluffy housecoat you absolute fool it’s 33 degrees.....you crack me up mazza x

 

[haveuseenmyfriendbert]

Oh bleeping hell!!


Its 10 mins away? The lazy wee shite!

(can’t believe I’m defending him but) tbf google maps is showing an hour and 20 mins walk so with the heat plus carrying stuff home I wouldn’t have walked it.
Looking forward to the big reveal #bespokeikeahaul

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

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Inspired.

That's going to haunt my dreams tonight. So wrong yet so right

 

[Scarletohara9]

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Inspired.

I can’t stop laughing at this

 

[Doodlebug71]

As predickted...am absolutely fine ma luvlees and I wisnae dain it fur attention (aye u wur marjorie)
can someone please explain what an outbox is I'm not too technical but presumed it was outgoing messages that you sent?
As for the ikea haul it was 2 carrier bags that could have been skimmed over in 2 minute...but he wants to keep his Muffia dangling in anticipation...so aye

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

I hope he hasn't got to cross any roads or has at least got his personal lollypop man Derek to accompany him. Remember your green cross code Melv!

Don't confuse him with too many instructions.

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Says it’s too hot for housework but he’s still going about on his housecoat got a cheek to have the fan on

I thought I saw him with his hoosecoat on, ffs Mazza! I feel the cold badly, it drives my boyfriend mad as feel the chill and my feet are mostly always freezing, but even I dont have socks on or my cardigan today!

As predickted...am absolutely fine ma luvlees and I wisnae dain it fur attention (aye u wur marjorie)
can someone please explain what an outbox is I'm not too technical but presumed it was outgoing messages that you sent?
As for the ikea haul it was 2 carrier bags that could have been skimmed over in 2 minute...but he wants to keep his Muffia dangling in anticipation...so aye

I barely slept last night in anticipation, so aye!

 

[Badaboom]

(can’t believe I’m defending him but) tbf google maps is showing an hour and 20 mins walk so with the heat plus carrying stuff home I wouldn’t have walked it.
Looking forward to the big reveal #bespokeikeahaul

I meant by bus. I can drive between this Ikea and Paisley in less than 10 minutes. It’s one junction in the motorway. It is the same shopping centre where Derek works. I wouldn’t expect him to walk.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Well ma luvlees that was a bit of an anti climax wot Miriam goat fae ikea...them lamp shades look cream and not white but nae debates...and he is the patron saint of the toilet duck throw away big brush...been using since beginning of his jurnee...so aye

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Why did he think he needed more candles?

Oh come on, nobody, NOT A SINGLE PERSON has asked about his glasses!

 

[BespokeBiatch]

Complaining about his skin being so dry and doo-eh today... well melv maybe refrain from a face full of makeup to sit in the house in 22c heat yesterday ya silly sausage his brows would have been sliding doon his face by lunch time if it wasn’t for Gem the eye brow wummin so aye .... that’s aw ma lovelies x

 

[Johnnoijones]

Melvin is so important he has messages coming into his primary mailbox, secondary mailbox and his outbox. He does not get messages through his letterbox. The cooncil smashed that in.

 

[Fickledipped19]

What in the actual duck is this all about?

 

[BoujeeBabe]

View attachment 162870What in the actual duck is this all about?

I came back to comment on that, it looks ridiculous!

 

[Doodlebug71]

He is certainly loving anything in the boujee gash shade...so aye

 

[bluey]

Incase everyone’s wondering where he keeps his fabreze

 

[Swipeupguyzzz]

He is fine, absalootley fine but aw those messages aw support just got him rite in the throat, the throat and cannae remember whit part of the haul he wiz showing but ye cannae go right with it apparently fur aw the hunners askin aboot the glasses, wind yer kneck in troops, he needs the mr magoo's to check the thoosand inbox, outbox, primaries, secondaries, ootboxes and shoe boxes - so aye - more pish tae squeeze intay the little shop of horrors but I luv it....