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Cleaning with mario and the thoosands a messgees in his ootbox.
Cleaning with mario and the thoosands a messgees in his ootbox.
If he stopped buying the tat and the disposable cleaning stuff the UK landfill would half.
In the same vein as the legendary headline "Freddy Starr ate my hamster" and to honour the 2 posts that made me snort laugh today.
Cleaning with Melvin #14: The cooncil smashed in Deirde Barlow's letterbox
Thanks to @Johnnoijones and @Cagayu - I've done myself a mischief here
Cleaning with Melvin #14: The cooncil smashed in Deirde Barlow's letterbox
Thanks to @Johnnoijones and @Cagayu - I've done myself a mischief here
It’s like one of his strangler fingers!
So, he’s not finding much difference when wearing his ‘non prescripted’ £3 eBay glasses with nothing in them. Try your glasses from an actual optician you knob!
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Omg I’m fuking buckled that has made my day
HANG ON.......
He doesnt have to actually wear these glasses.. he wears them for fun?!!!!!!!
What the actual fuckty duck
He doesnt have to actually wear these glasses.. he wears them for fun?!!!!!!!
What the actual fuckty duck
Pink candle sticks for his candle sticks, silver chrome (sorry crome) gold brass, in the colour grey. Why use one word when you can use two eh Melv?
Kerry katonaitis...is this a real thing or just a marionism? So aye
It’s a bespoke eye disease. You get prescripted things for it. And so forth
He said he has Keratoconus disease, even so, it doesn't stop the fucker doing normal stuff like from learning to drive
Several pairs of Boujie tat £3 glasses won’t help his eye strain or his keratoconous either ! Nae debates.
*waves at fellow witches* I've been alerted to the death threat, and seen the sweatshirt. Now call me cynical, but 
He's ordered and got that sweatshirt and needed a trolly death
threat fairy tale to go with it. I'm getting a *thin and gawjus tshirt, cos going on a diet. See how it works ma lovelies.
Oh those ss of him in his Harry Potter specs, oh dearie me. Harry Potter and the hard drive examination.
He's ordered and got that sweatshirt and needed a trolly death threat fairy tale to go with it. I'm getting a *thin and gawjus tshirt, cos going on a diet. See how it works ma lovelies.
Oh those ss of him in his Harry Potter specs, oh dearie me. Harry Potter and the hard drive examination.
It seems Melv has finally given in to the heat and removed his hoosecoat , although I think he *might* be sitting in his boxers. I am sorry you had to see that my lovelies but I couldn’t suffer alone, and so forth.
Wee spindly legs to match his new candle stick holder.
They’ll go lovely with the gash cushions!
A few things from today..
‘A few messages really got me in my throat *clutches chest and not throat*’
And how many damn shower gels does he have? Every single one is his ‘absolute fave’ as well.
Normal people just have an antihistamine. But not our Mario. He has to have a bespoke pure gawjus calypso to help freeze his hayfever away!
‘A few messages really got me in my throat *clutches chest and not throat*’
And how many damn shower gels does he have? Every single one is his ‘absolute fave’ as well.
Normal people just have an antihistamine. But not our Mario. He has to have a bespoke pure gawjus calypso to help freeze his hayfever away!
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