All those stupid storage things in his bathroom one of which is for storing actual toilet rolls and he still has to keep his toilet rolls on top of the fridge 
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All aboard the super express for a super trot through Melvins super trip to B&M.
How can he need more storage in his bathroom? He's got a 4 drawer unit and a box already. Him and Dezza are going to need to fold themselves like origami to be able to get in and out and to sit down for a numero 2.
How can he need more storage in his bathroom? He's got a 4 drawer unit and a box already. Him and Dezza are going to need to fold themselves like origami to be able to get in and out and to sit down for a numero 2.
'you canny go wrang with grey and white'
And yet somehow Melvin you manage
And yet somehow Melvin you manage
Can you tell me how anyone would have noticed no hand prints on his fridge from a boomarang ? He must sit and think of ways to mention his poxy cloths
So he’s added the ignition source to the bonfire pile in the middle of the living room 
Why is he saying "outlet" like that?!
I’m sure he had that new massive melt warmer on his fireplace a few days ago? I remember wondering why he had a breeze block on there.
He should make it clear that the AvaMay discount code isn't valid on sale items. Tut tut Melv.
But notably didn't even bother attempting cyclamen the other day lolDon’t forget how he can’t pronounce ’peony’
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He did. It was in front of his coal effect electric fire on the hearth. He’s such a little bleeping liar! We spotted that when he was hoovering at the weekend
It wasn’t just me then! Liar liar pants on fire Marino.
He works in the one in the city centre on Argyle street his shop is staying open for now but its the shop in silverburn shopping centre thats closing which lee sherrington of insta fame works in!Aww, he did Stories in work on his breaks?
It’s to make himself feel better that it’s one step closer to being discontinuedSo he’s added the ignition source to the bonfire pile in the middle of the living room
Nor the difference between Seychelles and Seashells.Don’t forget how he can’t pronounce ’peony’
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Just catching up on his Stories....those bathroom mats hurt my eyes! 
I hate mats underneath the toilet, very unhygienic. 
And the toilet roll holder takes up more space he doesn't have and everything looks so crammed! 
I hate mats underneath the toilet, very unhygienic. And the toilet roll holder takes up more space he doesn't have and everything looks so crammed! Ma rug, ma fridge, ma bathroom, ma fireplace, ma shopping, ma burner, ma carpets. Glad Derek is so in involved
When is this dick going back to work
When is this dick going back to work
I wonder where this prick come from before meeting denzel..what kind of boujee bespoke borrower palace?
I thought he still lived with his parents? I could be wrong though.
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