Aww! look at Bilbo before his unexpected journeeeeh to
Aww! look at Bilbo before his unexpected journeeeeh toGood afternoon my lovelies. They are indeed. A'hm fine, A'hm fine. Someone once referenced them as being able 'To eat an apple through a lettrbox' . Keep them in bespoke boujee Coo Coo ChAnEl cereal box as a reminder of the journey been on . Pure gawjus, jizz stunnin ,pay no mind to the jealous trolls. Just jealousy (clutching sweaty one of a kind monogrammed robe) nae debates aye and so forth. Tappity tap tap finish of with a bit of freeze setting spray
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It really upsets me that those tomatoes aren’t symmetricalAnd I call that warmed cheeseIs that even cheese? Show it the grill Melv. Did he fry it?
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It upsets me more that he’s eating in / on his bed.It really upsets me that those tomatoes aren’t symmetrical
It’s ok, theIt upsets me more that he’s eating in / on his bed.
Spot on! Gives me the absolute rage. The same as when he says ‘at... all’In. Sane.
Un. Real.
Ah. Mazing.
Ob. Sessed.
Why does he need a dyson hairdryer? Surely a wipe with the towel and his hair is dry?View attachment 162191
Ma lovelies ah jist cannae cope with the toty wee size of that brush for his 3 hairs!What a fucking nonsense.
He’s being an absolute melt today, his glasses are ridiculous and it’s yet another instalment of ‘it never happened’ He’s just on one for sympathy from his ‘organically grown’ followers. Wearing the jumper too was the cherry on the cake
Fluttering the towel beside his 3 hairs would dry it nae bother ma lovelie but oor Mario is bespoke and likes a good blasting from the Dyson.Why does he need a dyson hairdryer? Surely a wipe with the towel and his hair is dry?
OK I’ll vote for myselfI watched his stories there and he’s such a superficial “cleaner”. Sprays and wipes obvious surfaces but he never really CLEANS or gets into the corner of anything. It should be called “wiping with Mario”.
That SkinT guy could be the nicest guy in the world, but if he's all about skincare he should rethink his insta photo without delay. It looks like a police mug shot and he has a really grey parlour edged with a needs a decent sleep "look" ffs. I'd love to know what attracted Melvin to his page in the first place and then to give it the numerous shout outs.The SkinT page just said he’s addicted to skincare, reviews products and gives his honest opinion so that to me says he isn’t a professional
I hope that's not why cos I love dezza and he's punching big timeThat SkinT guy could be the nicest guy in the world, but if he's all about skincare he should rethink his insta photo without delay. It looks like a police mug shot and he has a really grey parlour edged with a needs a decent sleep "look" ffs. I'd love to know what attracted Melvin to his page in the first place and then to give it the numerous shout outs.
I wish I could express this better, but it feels "off". Has Melv maybe got a crush?
Pallor ffs nor parlour. Auto-correct needs binned today!That SkinT guy could be the nicest guy in the world, but if he's all about skincare he should rethink his insta photo without delay. It looks like a police mug shot and he has a really grey parlour edged with a needs a decent sleep "look" ffs. I'd love to know what attracted Melvin to his page in the first place and then to give it the numerous shout outs.
I wish I could express this better, but it feels "off". Has Melv maybe got a crush?
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