Cleaning with Mario #13 He can't believe it's not clutter

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He should just bag it up and send to Beckyhomesweethome....she refuses fuck all
I was just going to come in and say Becky would wet herself with excitement for his or anyone's tat, because she's clearly not got enough in her shed and dressing room/wasteland!
 
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He’s in bed with a vodka tonight. I’m almost certain when I first started following him he said he didn’t drink that often, and if he drinks vodka he ends up in the cells. Did I dream that ? Nae debates x
 
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He’s in bed with a vodka tonight. I’m almost certain when I first started following him he said he didn’t drink that often, and if he drinks vodka he ends up in the cells. Did I dream that ? Nae debates x
OMG! I want that to be true - imagine Mazza causing mayhem and terrors whilst on the Vodka, so aye....
 
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Maybe he’s just realised that all the Goo-chee gifts he’s given him are fakes
 
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Just flicking through his highlights, watching ‘hate can hate’ n he’s rambling on about his cooncil hoose being a shit hole until they moved into it. N if they want that dream hoose him n deek can get it nae bother. That they’ve spent every last penny they’ve earnt in these 4 years on their Hoose, so if anyone that walks into their flat after them are walking into a fecking gOldmine. Then he said about him moving in over a year ago
 
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Classic Marion triple talk. The best part about it is that he considers a goldmine to be... wallpaper and carpets.
 
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How long has he been dating and living with Derek, then? And I wonder if he boujee'd up the flat bit by bit or was quite blatant about it, knowing Derek probably didn't really care?
 
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Is the stoned thing just a rumour in here, then? Maybe that's how he copes with Mazza's boujeeness....
I don’t know I’ve only been following since lockdown well when he reached 100k wish I’d followed before going by what people have wrote on here I’ve seen his tik toks I’d say he’s stoned
 
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He’s in bed with a vodka tonight. I’m almost certain when I first started following him he said he didn’t drink that often, and if he drinks vodka he ends up in the cells. Did I dream that ? Nae debates x
Nae debates but he also said he didn’t watch TV.
 
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Is the stoned thing just a rumour in here, then? Maybe that's how he copes with Mazza's boujeeness....
Poor Derek. I think it's just a rumour as he always has that look about him.

We found an old FB of Derek's a while back and he had just moved in - he had no carperts and very little furniture, the poor soul put a christmas tree up and he looked proud as punch. It brought a tear to the most hardened of us. Derek moved into the flat a good year or so before the gobeshite came on the scene, he put all his money into getting everything he needed he did so well and was do proud of his achievement of making his first house a home. Bless him.

Now don't get me started about what gobeshite said about the carpets Derek put down
 
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Just been catching up with the thread...you lot never fail to make me laugh so aye.
 
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That’s really sad. I wonder how he feels about his home now menacing Marion has swooped in and covered every viable surface in his own chic style.
 
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Would he ever get a pair of curtains ... at the very least it would hide the hoover.

While I'm here I thought he said he was decluttering kitchen yesterday .... still looks the same.

Will do a wee spot the difference later - so aye better get back ta work mwah

 
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Why is he hoovering under the sofa cushions again, that’s the second or third time this week! I do it maybe once a month if I remember. Maybe I should take a leaf out of Moanios book and do it more regularly
 
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Ooh she’s on one this morning with the cleaning! How cluttered does that corner look with all his tat?! Oh, Moira, we have that wallpaper in the chapels of rest at my work. You are literally sleeping in a funeral home
Wet cluttered, poor Deek doesn’t have a sign above that mirror. Probably doesn’t have his name on the tenancy for his coooooncil flat. Am sobbing you in Marlon feel heart sorry for Deek. He looks a lost wee soul
 
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