Cosy is something I want to be in Autumn and Winter. I want comfy in Spring and summer. But that's our Melv - a man for no seasons!Can I just say 'cosy days' (which is usually accompanied by him clutching the grey monstrosity of a hoosecoat around his neck), makes me feel stabby.
He did buy him a shiny Trackie - I think it was in the colour white so when they dress like his n his, they fit the colour palette of the tat cave. The pop of pink is introduced by the fact that Melv is a bell endDo you think there will come a day when he treats Delboy to a cheeky we gift? The greedy bastard. It’s Dereks flat, Derek has worked all through the pandemic, Dereks got him untold gifts, he’s never received a single thing in return. Grabby Marion is so lucky Dels not my son, I batter the piss taking knob headed ponce!!!
The cereal dispensers seem to be missing, which is strange given what he fancied this morning was something “not greasy”I don’t know where to begin todayNothing greasy Two hash browns in the air fryer & two potato scones in a pot (WTAF?) absorbing a sea of vegetable oil like two thirsty sponges, all 4 of them battered right onto a white roll with lashings of HP I’m not sure that wee delicacy will soothe his IBS Not sure he put enough toilet gel down that cludgie either - FFS That cleaning tour of the boujee palace gave me bespoke motion sickness His format remains irritating as fuck, but at least he’s mastered how to get the labels facing round the right way The quantity & quality (price) of most of those make up products was OBSCENE - someone should stage an intervention. He was using the word “joost” last week, as in “getting the joost”, but today he has inexplicably changed “gist” to “just” I think he might be trolling us. He started wearing make up in his 20s, when he was 18 or 19, and he prefers a doo-ay look. And just when we thought it was safe to say with confidence he genuinely couldn’t cram any more shite in that flat...he’s acquired that bespoke shelving unit to display his, well, assorted tat and toot and totems of importance I just had to express all that - it was a proper binge marathon of his stories. I’m emotionally drained after watching it, ma lovelies. However, the big question (and I’m sure it’s preying on everyone’s mind)...where the fuck are his bespoke cereal dispensers?
Yasss got to fry tattie scone in oil its the only way, on a roll, square sausage, raw onion and tommy kDon’t want you all hating here but a fried tattie scone on a buttered roll is an absolute delightno tattie scone should be done in the toaster
Fried tattie scone if you're trying to shift a hangover, no tattie scone if you're trying to shift weightDon’t want you all hating here but a fried tattie scone on a buttered roll is an absolute delightno tattie scone should be done in the toaster
The fried tattie scones and a wee slice of black pudding are the reason I am now man mountain but still can’t say noFried tattie scone if you're trying to shift a hangover, no tattie scone if you're trying to shift weight
Yeah, that was weird. I presume he bought some knock off chanel stickers, maybe from the cereal box woman? He did seem to weirdly skim over that bit though.
Jesus Christ.... why in God's name does Mazza need that sheer amount of make up!?He's got like 2 of everything, bloody crazy! The only thing I fancy trying is some Aldi make up, I'd not pay silly prices for high end brands! He's honestly in a boujee, bespoke world of his own!
Haha, aww thank you!Yeah, that was weird. I presume he bought some knock off chanel stickers, maybe from the cereal box woman? He did seem to weirdly skim over that bit though.
I love how you went off, all innocent, to watch his stories. I wished I had time to warn you that you would come back on here all agitated
Absolutely.. that's the way my wee granny did it and the way I still do it..Don’t want you all hating here but a fried tattie scone on a buttered roll is an absolute delightno tattie scone should be done in the toaster
Ah, but he didn’t have any cereal in today, nowhere to keep it, you seeThe cereal dispensers seem to be missing, which is strange given what he fancied this morning was something “not greasy”
Ive an idea... have some fucking cereal!!
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