What is this thing in his bathroom 
Is it an industrial sized air freshener?
Is it an industrial sized air freshener?
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That makeup 
he needs help! Absolute hoarder. Dior / Chanel makeup for a guy that wears makeup once in a blue moon 
what a waste.
he needs help! Absolute hoarder. Dior / Chanel makeup for a guy that wears makeup once in a blue moon what a waste.
Nah, heās just a bleep!!
Is it one of those things that collects moisture, opening the window does the same thing!
Iām not surprised he has problems with condensation/dampness with that much shite crammed against all the walls no air will be circulating in there.
That and the utter pish he spouts.
That and the utter pish he spouts.
Thanks! As you say, crank the window!
Whilst I am here, how many bowls does Rayn have? I am sure these are new. She had grey ones, clear ones, ones that were too small (much hilarity from or Melv on that one) then he bought the ones that were the correct size, now she has pink ones!
I think since we compiled our list he is not showing his new purchases anymore
Think itās a dehumidifier? My MIL has them periodically around the house, and she also spends āaw day cleaning this hooseā but nothingās really clean, itās cluttered, thereās mess everywhere etc etc. Maybe if you opened a window, stopped spraying so many chemicals, got rid of all the tat (not to help this, just because) , u wouldnāt need one
ETA- sorry didnāt realise already answered!
OMG how many stories have I just skipped through with more make up than a Boots cosmetics counter! I have teenage daughters who have less make up combined that Marion who wears it once in a blue moon!
Also why does he need 2/3 different brands of each thing yet claims everyone is his favourite and āgo toā product! Iāve never seen such an expensive collection of tit that one guy doesnāt even need
so aye, nae debates, heās a melt!
Also why does he need 2/3 different brands of each thing yet claims everyone is his favourite and āgo toā product! Iāve never seen such an expensive collection of tit that one guy doesnāt even need
so aye, nae debates, heās a melt!
Can I just say 'cosy days' (which is usually accompanied by him clutching the grey monstrosity of a hoosecoat around his neck), makes me feel stabby.
Why does Marion make such a big deal of being a man who wears make up? Does he think heās the only one? Absolutely loads of men wear make up & they wear it much better than Marlon does!
None of the make up he was showing off looked like it had been used at all. Yet all of it was āstunningā or a āgame changerā as per.
I love those dope brands, they are the best thing since sliced banana!
I am actually a bit envious of his products as I genuinely love all kinda make up and its annoying how he's got all that!
I just had a nosey and there's so many stories - I'll enjoy watching them and chuckling away at his craziness later, so aye!OMG how many stories have I just skipped through with more make up than a Boots cosmetics counter! I have teenage daughters who have less make up combined that Marion who wears it once in a blue moon!
Also why does he need 2/3 different brands of each thing yet claims everyone is his favourite and āgo toā product! Iāve never seen such an expensive collection of tit that one guy doesnāt even need
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I was thinking this most of it must go in the bin. Iāve got the Chanel bronzer I use that and benefit pallet. I use it every day and Iāve had both a year and they still arenāt finished and itās only those two I use. He seems to be very strict on throwing it away after itās time ie a year or two as a few months ago Iām sure he threw away hundreds of pounds worth as he said it was out of date. So he is basically just throwing money down the drain because he never wears make up. I would love to have all that make up but there is hundreds of pounds worth there if not a thousand pounds or more. Itās like he buys all this stuff just to have it and keep up with the Gram as he has no use for it.That makeup
You have just made my day
Before lock down my friend started spraying fabulosa all over the place. I actually had to go outside as couldnāt breathe and felt so sick. I think the cat needs a go fund me page so she canāt escape xx
Do you think there will come a day when he treats Delboy to a cheeky we gift? The greedy bastard. Itās Dereks flat, Derek has worked all through the pandemic, Dereks got him untold gifts, heās never received a single thing in return. Grabby Marion is so lucky Dels not my son, I batter the piss taking knob headed ponce!!!
More bloody makeup?! Marlene is honestly a marketing personās wet dream.
I think he is desperate to find his usp. He thinks being gay and wearing makeup is āout thereā and unique when in fact itās mainstream. I think it shows he lives quite a sheltered life.
Think you are forgetting the easter egg Melv bought him for his birthday
I canāt believe he said he didnāt want anything g greasy then saturated that scone with all that oil and fried the fucker!
if my stomach is off, cereal, or fruit, or plain toast is always the go too. Maybe Iām doing it wrong!
also, even when he goes to that Italian gaff he goes on about like itās a Michelin starred restaurant (not the deep fried pizza one, I canāt even speak about that one)!
He never seems to have any colour on his plate.
Heās just a boujie beige food rimmer. My guts would be shot to tit if I ate like that all the time!
if my stomach is off, cereal, or fruit, or plain toast is always the go too. Maybe Iām doing it wrong!
also, even when he goes to that Italian gaff he goes on about like itās a Michelin starred restaurant (not the deep fried pizza one, I canāt even speak about that one)!
He never seems to have any colour on his plate.
Heās just a boujie beige food rimmer. My guts would be shot to tit if I ate like that all the time!
I feel sorry for Derek..I wanna agive him a hug, make a cuppa and have a natter - he seems like a nice fella.
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