Boy wonder and hate not hate is worth a look too ...so aye ma luvleeBecause I’ve only been watching him since lock down.. looked on his highlights.. gotta say
‘My Singing‘ was a treat.. and also him ‘for the laughs’ when he answered the door naked at the door and also got chased by ‘nikita the dug’ Akita ((Definitely didnae happen ma lovelies ) ... poor wee derek I hope he’s feel better
I’m going to go look on the first thread if I can fin it xx
I’m going to have a look at purple rayn, season 7..... so funny
I saw boy wonder when he mentioned it on his stories , at the beginning when he said ‘naw it’s no ya fanny’ and the face he pulled to dezza!!! Like I get it can be banter but I reckon he speaks and looks at him like that all the time! Forgot he was on camera at firstBoy wonder and hate not hate is worth a look too ...so aye ma luvlee
The oversized glasses aren’t doing Marion any favours either. Has he a filter on? If not, all the shit he clabbers on must be working. Nae Simple skincare for this one
Definitely...hes in a big cream puff over something.Melvin's literally and figuratively spent. The only reason he needs quiet time AGAIN is cos there is absolutely nothing left for him to buy, say or do, so while he's "aff", here's some Sunday thoughts from me.
Could it be that his large nose is out of joint with AvaMay's new charity melt? She's had the audacity to team up with two dads in London to produce a new melt which will see £1 for every one sold be donated to the NHS. Care was taken to emphasise that this is not a dupe scent (aka a cheap knock off of someone else's R&D) and that the aroma will evoke spa connotations. Meanwhile, much of Melvins line is on discount. As a brand rep, you'd think he would promote it and congratulate the 2 dad's - but there's a good chance he's wounded by the fact that she's removed that wee bit exclusivity he had with her and given it to another gay couple to boot. I'm tempted to say "Gaun yersel Hannah" but I'm reserving that til I see if she is transparent about how much was raised and donated.
Or it could be that he's received his back to work date and doesn't fancy giving up his 1950's hoosewife existence. I can see him being excited about getting his Primark on but forgetting that means Debenhams will be re-opening soon too.
Either way, he's subdued about something.
That fucking head tilt!
Definitely filtered. You can barely see the definition between his nose and top lip at the left of this image. He'd be as well go the full hog and smear some Vaseline on his lens - an old Hollywood trick from the Joan Crawford era.The oversized glasses aren’t doing Marion any favours either. Has he a filter on? If not, all the shit he clabbers on must be working. Nae Simple skincare for this one
Deek’s not simple he’s stonedI laughed so much at this!Couldnt believe it when he said it. What a wee shame, poor Derek! I feel he’s deliberately making him use that skincare as a sly dig. Poor guy. I hope he’s feeling better today.
Dead.Do you think Marlene’s mum and dad had one of these at their front door when he was growing up and that this is what inspired his boujee bespoke hairdo?View attachment 159654
I suspect you might be right, the couple that has collaborated on the wax melts come across as utterly lovely. They are positive without being fake. They have what looks to be a lovely life, full of love and family focussed. Plus they are doing the collab to raise money for the NHS and appear to have genuinely considered what people want, without riding on the back of someone else's hard work and claiming it as their own. Classy.Melvin's literally and figuratively spent. The only reason he needs quiet time AGAIN is cos there is absolutely nothing left for him to buy, say or do, so while he's "aff", here's some Sunday thoughts from me.
Could it be that his large nose is out of joint with AvaMay's new charity melt? She's had the audacity to team up with two dads in London to produce a new melt which will see £1 for every one sold be donated to the NHS. Care was taken to emphasise that this is not a dupe scent (aka a cheap knock off of someone else's R&D) and that the aroma will evoke spa connotations. Meanwhile, much of Melvins line is on discount. As a brand rep, you'd think he would promote it and congratulate the 2 dad's - but there's a good chance he's wounded by the fact that she's removed that wee bit exclusivity he had with her and given it to another gay couple to boot. I'm tempted to say "Gaun yersel Hannah" but I'm reserving that til I see if she is transparent about how much was raised and donated.
Or it could be that he's received his back to work date and doesn't fancy giving up his 1950's hoosewife existence. I can see him being excited about getting his Primark on but forgetting that means Debenhams will be re-opening soon too.
Either way, he's subdued about something.
It looks like the Seychelles, but he can't book that because imagine the confusion at the travel agents. 'Ah wanna gee to Seashells ma lovelie'That image of the sea and the palm trees does not give me Ibiza vibes - that's a whole different jack n danny pack type of holiday, so I'm slightly confused.
Anyone up for an e-sweep game of guess the destination?
Thoosands, ma lovelie, thoosandsMarion scores a hat-trick in every single post - spelling, grammar and punctuation. Anyone can have a typo but a simple spell-check before “hunners” of people see your stories isn’t difficult.
Wherever he goes, he's guaranteed the shitsIt looks like the Seychelles, but he can't book that because imagine the confusion at the travel agents. 'Ah wanna gee to Seashells ma lovelie'
It will be end up being a novelty hotel in Blackpool with photographic wallpaper so they can pretend to be abroad.
The makeup thing is ridick. There's no option for fuck the fuck off you liar, no-one has asked and no-one cares.
his beapoke ibs will be through the roof so it willWherever he goes, he's guaranteed the shits
Woah woah! wait a minute I can’t play guess the destination now, I am still waiting on the house tour bingo to start. Please don’t tell me the bingo is scrappedThat image of the sea and the palm trees does not give me Ibiza vibes - that's a whole different jack n danny pack type of holiday, so I'm slightly confused.
Anyone up for an e-sweep game of guess the destination?
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