Who lives (dramatic pause) in a bespoke house (dramatic pause) like this?Imagine if Through the Keyhole was still running - Lloyd Grossman would have a fucking field day with all that clutter and furniture!
Naw. They were FHULL PRICE in sports direct. Nae debates.His fake, market knock-off Slazenger boxers
Delivered by HermsNaw. They were FHULL PRICE in sports direct. Nae debates.
Oh ffs!Spelling Maria Spelling!!! Fucks sake!
Trust him to be crawling up the Essex Drag Queens arsehole
Marion scores a hat-trick in every single post - spelling, grammar and punctuation. Anyone can have a typo but a simple spell-check before “hunners” of people see your stories isn’t difficult.Saturday morning teaser. How many spelling and grammar mistakes can you spot in the birthday tribute to Ronnie Hinch?
Tooooo funny.You would not want to be drunk in Martin’s bathroom. Can you imagine crashing about in there after a few too many?! The entire place would collapse in on itself like an avalanche! So many things crammed in.
Your profile picHow is tidying up your messy kitchen ‘Channeling You Inner Mario’? It’s tidying up - he never bloody invented the concept as much as he would probably like to think. Try channeling not being a lazy bastard in the first place
It’s to commemorate the most likes I ever got on a postYour profile pic
wouldn't surprise me If he took a minkeh and some springtime zoflo with him to give her a good ol' clean. Clean her from all the crap\li es she spoutsSpelling Maria Spelling!!! Fucks sake!
Trust him to be crawling up the Essex Drag Queens arsehole
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