There is a cartoon worm that wears glasses. He looks exactly like that but cannot find a pic to compare
I almost spat my tea out at his comedy glasses. What a bellend.What even are them glasses? They are far too big for his teeny tiny worm heed!
2 reed diffusers bigger than his heed which will last him a life time and a weeks supply eh rustler burgers aswell ma lovelie no counting the bespoke Ava may blush no salmon pink bejoue candle and his double size bigger than a paving stone wax melt for 2 ma lovlie 2 different Ava may scents . But aye and so forth nae debatesA Home Bargains haul to look forward to tomorrow. I can't even begin to imagine what was needed when in the last few months he's acquired a shark steamer, shark handheld, new dinner set, new pots and pans, cereal dispenser, glass jars for his herbs, glass mugs and shelf hooks, shitey shoe storage plus some shitey shoes, a salmon pink rug, jack n danny cushions, wax melt breezeblock burners and melts, reed diffusers galore and extra reeds, an echodot holder, voile curtains, shitey bedding, new basin, collapsible bucket and strainer, his "Melvin" sign for the vanity area, a pink candle, a Louis vuitton cereal box, bathmat set, 2 jack n danny man bags, a shit ton of skincare products, a cleaning caddy and a partridge in a pear tree.
And I'm pretty sure I'll have missed stuff, but feck me, I feel like I've just played the conveyor belt challenge from the Generation Game.
Vulgar!
See when you see it written down like this, it’s really alarming! Where’s all the dosh coming from!?A Home Bargains haul to look forward to tomorrow. I can't even begin to imagine what was needed when in the last few months he's acquired a shark steamer, shark handheld, new dinner set, new pots and pans, cereal dispenser, glass jars for his herbs, glass mugs and shelf hooks, shitey shoe storage plus some shitey shoes, a salmon pink rug, jack n danny cushions, wax melt breezeblock burners and melts, reed diffusers galore and extra reeds, an echodot holder, voile curtains, shitey bedding, new basin, collapsible bucket and strainer, his "Melvin" sign for the vanity area, a pink candle, a Louis vuitton cereal box, bathmat set, 2 jack n danny man bags, a shit ton of skincare products, a cleaning caddy and a partridge in a pear tree.
And I'm pretty sure I'll have missed stuff, but feck me, I feel like I've just played the conveyor belt challenge from the Generation Game.
Vulgar!
Continued:A Home Bargains haul to look forward to tomorrow. I can't even begin to imagine what was needed when in the last few months he's acquired a shark steamer, shark handheld, new dinner set, new pots and pans, cereal dispenser, glass jars for his herbs, glass mugs and shelf hooks, shitey shoe storage plus some shitey shoes, a salmon pink rug, jack n danny cushions, wax melt breezeblock burners and melts, reed diffusers galore and extra reeds, an echodot holder, voile curtains, shitey bedding, new basin, collapsible bucket and strainer, his "Melvin" sign for the vanity area, a pink candle, a Louis vuitton cereal box, bathmat set, 2 jack n danny man bags, a shit ton of skincare products, a cleaning caddy and a partridge in a pear tree.
And I'm pretty sure I'll have missed stuff, but feck me, I feel like I've just played the conveyor belt challenge from the Generation Game.
Vulgar!
I’m impressed and horrified in equal measures that you know all of that.A Home Bargains haul to look forward to tomorrow. I can't even begin to imagine what was needed when in the last few months he's acquired a shark steamer, shark handheld, new dinner set, new pots and pans, cereal dispenser, glass jars for his herbs, glass mugs and shelf hooks, shitey shoe storage plus some shitey shoes, a salmon pink rug, jack n danny cushions, wax melt breezeblock burners and melts, reed diffusers galore and extra reeds, an echodot holder, voile curtains, shitey bedding, new basin, collapsible bucket and strainer, his "Melvin" sign for the vanity area, a pink candle, a Louis vuitton cereal box, bathmat set, 2 jack n danny man bags, a shit ton of skincare products, a cleaning caddy and a partridge in a pear tree.
And I'm pretty sure I'll have missed stuff, but feck me, I feel like I've just played the conveyor belt challenge from the Generation Game.
Vulgar!
I wish this was a transferable skill, but sadly, like the new sweatshirt I forgot to mention, i'm obsessed with himI’m impressed and horrified in equal measures that you know all of that.
Ha ha! Same!I’m impressed and horrified in equal measures that you know all of that.
He did do a giveaway in November 2018 (first and last, I think?), but you will find he does a lot more taking and very little giving nowadays, so aye my lovelie.2. Will he ever do a giveaway for his muffia? It's notable that so many others make this gesture but I've never known him to do it.
1. Aye ma luvlies mario is indeed his real boujie bespoke nameThere should be a Melvin FAQ sticky for each thread.
- is Mario his real name?
- what lives in the mystery kitchen cupboard?
- why does Derek not realise he can do better?
- does Rayn hate Mario?
- why does Martin display his Shark hoover like a treasured family heirloom?
- how much rent does Mario pay?
Etc. Possibilities are endless.
Fucksake. What a load of shite! Apart from the Maltesers, I’d pay to have it taken awayHa ha! Same!
He did do a giveaway in November 2018 (first and last, I think?), but you will find he does a lot more taking and very little giving nowadays, so aye my lovelie.
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Wasn't there that set of tiny pink suitcases from morrisons?Continued:
Dyson hairdryer, stand for said dryer, stand for the hair straighteners, below vanity shelving, drawer organisers, bucket o pegs, matress protector like bed throw, nylon trackie, flash mop, disney plus
It just goes on and on
Yes! and the bootiful bespoke game changer of a mug that graces my avatar! (that he has never shown again since the day he bought it )Wasn't there that set of tiny pink suitcases from morrisons?
Absolutely buckledA Home Bargains haul to look forward to tomorrow. I can't even begin to imagine what was needed when in the last few months he's acquired a shark steamer, shark handheld, new dinner set, new pots and pans, cereal dispenser, glass jars for his herbs, glass mugs and shelf hooks, shitey shoe storage plus some shitey shoes, a salmon pink rug, jack n danny cushions, wax melt breezeblock burners and melts, reed diffusers galore and extra reeds, an echodot holder, voile curtains, shitey bedding, new basin, collapsible bucket and strainer, his "Melvin" sign for the vanity area, a pink candle, a Louis vuitton cereal box, bathmat set, 2 jack n danny man bags, a shit ton of skincare products, a cleaning caddy and a partridge in a pear tree.
And I'm pretty sure I'll have missed stuff, but feck me, I feel like I've just played the conveyor belt challenge from the Generation Game.
Vulgar!
Is it this bespoke boujie one?There is a cartoon worm that wears glasses. He looks exactly like that but cannot find a pic to compare
Mini beauty fridge. Just the #essenshuls reallyContinued:
Dyson hairdryer, stand for said dryer, stand for the hair straighteners, below vanity shelving, drawer organisers, bucket o pegs, matress protector like bed throw, nylon trackie, flash mop, disney plus
It just goes on and on
Bespoke aka Shite mortgage-free balloons for his mam n dad.Mini beauty fridge. Just the #essenshuls really
Yes!!Is it this bespoke boujie one?
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