Cleaning with Mario #13 He can't believe it's not clutter

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Ps how fast does this crab talk when he's high off his cleaning fumes lads.... Jaysis!

Get what ah mean? It's so cute so AYYEEEEEEE
 
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Iโ€™ve had enough Mario to last me a lifetime. This thread on the other hand ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ

So aye and so forth.
 
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Sorry for so many comments. I am watching, taking a wee breather then coming back here then watching again ๐Ÿ˜‚ about these Ibiza days.... but he doesn't have a passport apparently? I'd love to see some pics of your ibiza days manbagzda. Please prove us wrong and take us back in time. Pleeeeeeeaase ๐Ÿ™
 
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Sorry for so many comments. I am watching, taking a wee breather then coming back here then watching again ๐Ÿ˜‚ about these Ibiza days.... but he doesn't have a passport apparently? I'd love to see some pics of your ibiza days manbagzda. Please prove us wrong and take us back in time. Pleeeeeeeaase ๐Ÿ™
Manbagzda ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
 
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So let me get this right the account is called 'cleaning' with Mario, yet he spent yesterday cleaning and organising and did not story any of it? Not that I really wanted to see inside his grotty wrapped kitchen cupboards.
you never see him really clean anything. He hoovers round stuff, dusts round stuff. I bet if you looked closely that place is hiding filth. His name is as fake as he is.
 
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Definitely had a sniggley snort or two with laughter today in this post.... Finding my way back after hating him so bad... We need @Kikini Bamalam back though. Missing ma wee boujoeee side kick ๐Ÿ˜˜

Manbagzda ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Ha ha he rarely has one single name here we always tweak his name into so many different variations.... ๐Ÿ˜‚

I think taking up drinking again has helped me with this post ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿป
 
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Aw ma luvlies thatโ€™s me just cote up with oor marleneโ€™s Storyโ€™s regarding their man bags. I pure like the boujie saft leather wan, in the colour black and the shade creamy black, in the material saft leather. A mean, Marlene said it geez her Ibiza vibes but it pure geez me sandylands vibes โ˜€ ๐Ÿ– and that we puma number would be ideal for me when am walking the dug doon the north shore - just so a can keep ma fags and phone in it ma luvlies.

I doubts sheโ€™s even been to Ibiza ๐Ÿ™„ she looks like more of a Blackpool kinda gal. Anyway am away to eat a nice home made rustlers burger ma luvlies - ma Mooths watterin fur it so it is. Night ma luvlies mwah mwah ๐Ÿ’‹
Absolutely buckled ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
 
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His wee toty bag stories were too funny! Both are vile.
Heโ€™s recommending the designer wan fur Ibiza but I think it would melt. Tacky as.
Has he even been abroad? Heโ€™s mentioned holidays and going abroad a lot in his stories recently. Is he hinting for a #gifted holiday? The thought of him in a mankini is too much ๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿ˜ญ
 
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His wee toty bag stories were too funny! Both are vile.
Heโ€™s recommending the designer wan fur Ibiza but I think it would melt. Tacky as.
Has he even been abroad? Heโ€™s mentioned holidays and going abroad a lot in his stories recently. Is he hinting for a #gifted holiday? The thought of him in a mankini is too much ๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Yeah he's been abroad to England, Blackpool to be exact. But his wee rayn won't go to anyone else soooo guess he left the cat at home alone ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€

He was here for five days aswell ๐Ÿ˜˜

That makes it sound like I live in bpool. I don't. But I do live near in the NW of England ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ ๐Ÿ˜‚
 
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โ€œI need tae lose weightโ€ think before you speak, such a dangerous thing to say. You definitely need to cut back on the rustler burgers and microwave curries and get some nutrition in your life but you donโ€™t need to lose weight ma lovely
 
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Iโ€™ve come here for the comments ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ duck me, surely that was a wind up? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Itโ€™s super easy, super nifty, super quirky - noโ€™ wiโ€™ this outfit, but yiz get the joost, and so forth ...Iโ€™m dead โšฐ
The funniest thing about the whole thing with him, is it is not a wind up - maybe one day he'll come out and say it was a parody then we'll all be clamped. But I very much doubt it so aye !
 
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Fancy putting your poorly fella asleep in bed on social media. What a selfish prick
 
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Fancy putting your poorly fella asleep in bed on social media. What a selfish prick
I dont like that, just no need. Let the fella rest, for gods sake! ๐Ÿ˜ก He's working a lot of hours, so needs to look after himself. Get well soon, Dezza. ๐Ÿ˜Š
 
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Are we expected to believe heโ€™s had โ€œhunnersโ€ of messages about his bag ๐Ÿ˜‚ just say you want to show it off and go
 
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2 reed diffusers bigger than his heed. The double wax melt burner bigger than his telly. Wonder why poor desmond is unwell... probably a pounding sore heed with the amount of chemicals wafting around that bespoke velvet shoe box. So aye nae debates
 
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Fingers crossed our Derek hasnโ€™t got the rona. Heโ€™s too precious ๐Ÿ’”
 
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When he says change of plan he means he has to go watch a filum sitting on the worlds most uncomfortable sofa. I bet he is โ€˜pure fuminโ€™
 
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