I could seriously throat punch him when he puts that whiney voice on.
Ugly, knarly feet to match his ugly face
Ugly, knarly feet to match his ugly face
Cleaning with Mario #125 In Lindsay Rotte Beak was shining, with his OOTD and bespoke fine dining
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Jealous of people living their lives and doing it well. Plus, Moanio has definitely been reading here again.
He's one poisonous dwarf. Factual.
He's one poisonous dwarf. Factual.
Mario, C U Next Tuesday
Make sure to pack your goochi 2 piece set and a Colleen hoover book but don’t worry about the ironing board or any cutlery as the reception will provide it, Ps don’t drink the tap water and I hear the lobby is fab for drink. Much love, will be chanting you on from the rooftops hen. Make sure to post OOTD to your friends and family so they can see your DH gate fakes xxxxxMa lovelies I need help. I'm packing ma suitcase for tomorrow, going tae the island next to lindsay rotte to a bespoke 5* hotel, smell the absolute wealth, and so forth. I cannae remember did oor marion say I could ask reception for an ironing board? Just wondering how I'm going tae fold it into my case hereif none or you trolls can help, mabe judith chalmers himself will see this and can answer for me, mwah mwah
Proper fat trotters and manky toenails. Nice
Remember, you’ll need a hairdryer no matter how much or how little hair you actually have! And hope you’ve taken extra spending money even if going AI, some of those restaurants are dear, some are cheaper!! Don’t forget to post OOTD on your socials hen!Ma lovelies I need help. I'm packing ma suitcase for tomorrow, going tae the island next to lindsay rotte to a bespoke 5* hotel, smell the absolute wealth, and so forth. I cannae remember did oor marion say I could ask reception for an ironing board? Just wondering how I'm going tae fold it into my case here
tonsa love, have a lovely time, live your life as it should be lived 
Definitely a thread title!Mario, C U Next Tuesday
Is the wee wank having some sort of breakdown? All those wax melts have finally killed every last neuron 
He's come down to earth with a bang, having had a nice week away, come home and realising everyone on insta is going/has been somewhere much better and more expensive and realising he can't afford it. So he's got bitchy and snarkyIs the wee wank having some sort of breakdown? All those wax melts have finally killed every last neuron
Don’t forget your plates and cutlery. You don’t want to be caught short when enjoying some fine diningMa lovelies I need help. I'm packing ma suitcase for tomorrow, going tae the island next to lindsay rotte to a bespoke 5* hotel, smell the absolute wealth, and so forth. I cannae remember did oor marion say I could ask reception for an ironing board? Just wondering how I'm going tae fold it into my case here
DINNAE DRINK THE WATTA OOT THE TAPS, MIND!Ma lovelies I need help. I'm packing ma suitcase for tomorrow, going tae the island next to lindsay rotte to a bespoke 5* hotel, smell the absolute wealth, and so forth. I cannae remember did oor marion say I could ask reception for an ironing board? Just wondering how I'm going tae fold it into my case here
The child catching bleep wouldn't be aloud in a 3 mile range of any Disney establishment, let alone have petty cash to buy a day pass.
I hate people like him, just because he's unmotivated, lacks ambition, is a totally uninspiring, unpleasant piece of tit that resents other people's success, he does others down that don't fall into his category.
I'd love to see him mincing on the treadmill though in his hot tub leotard
second thoughts - no I bleeping wouldn't 
I hate people like him, just because he's unmotivated, lacks ambition, is a totally uninspiring, unpleasant piece of tit that resents other people's success, he does others down that don't fall into his category.
I'd love to see him mincing on the treadmill though in his hot tub leotard
second thoughts - no I bleeping wouldn't 
I'd bring the ironing board, and the iron. I presume you have a full set of saucepans packed, and cutlery and crockery?Ma lovelies I need help. I'm packing ma suitcase for tomorrow, going tae the island next to lindsay rotte to a bespoke 5* hotel, smell the absolute wealth, and so forth. I cannae remember did oor marion say I could ask reception for an ironing board? Just wondering how I'm going tae fold it into my case here
Hens, iv just been watching that wee show Masterchef. Fine dining my arse, nae sign of anything beige, nae cheese triangles and nae bastard cooked a full Scottish breakfast wi square sausage. Pure affronted fur Greg and John. They need tae get themselves tae Castlevicheee fur some proper fine dining and nae debates. Meanwhile im huvin some criss and juiccce tae make up fur my disappointment.
Tonsa love tae yous awe
Tonsa love tae yous awe
Would LOVE it if he went to Disney I would book a week off work just to watch his stories the miserable git
He’d be better suited to Universal. They have The Grinch over there, he’d fit right in.
Marion misery gunt 'album' (if one ever existed!)
Paisley Sunsets
Lyndsay Rotte Blues
Wimin R Cunts (Vile App Remix)
Dots 'o Doom
Ay Disnae Do ... (10hrs)
Chernobyl Chant (Club Mix)
We DO NOT drink the tap wortah! Noo!
Wee Deek Sprayed Ma Beek
Naw Faw Meee
Extremely Adults Only
Ma Polyester Clad Prick
Scurvy 'n Stovies
Pyoor Bespoke Bore (is ma vibe)
- duet with orr Soph
& many, many maw!
Paisley Sunsets
Lyndsay Rotte Blues
Wimin R Cunts (Vile App Remix)
Dots 'o Doom
Ay Disnae Do ... (10hrs)
Chernobyl Chant (Club Mix)
We DO NOT drink the tap wortah! Noo!
Wee Deek Sprayed Ma Beek
Naw Faw Meee
Extremely Adults Only
Ma Polyester Clad Prick
Scurvy 'n Stovies
Pyoor Bespoke Bore (is ma vibe)
- duet with orr Soph
& many, many maw!
Howling at thisMarion misery gunt 'album' (if one ever existed!)
Paisley Sunsets
Lyndsay Rotte Blues
Wimin R Cunts (Vile App Remix)
Dots 'o Doom
Ay Disnae Do ... (10hrs)
Chernobyl Chant (Club Mix)
We DO NOT drink the tap wortah! Noo!
Wee Deek Sprayed Ma Beek
Naw Faw Meee
Extremely Adults Only
Ma Polyester Clad Prick
Scurvy 'n Stovies
Pyoor Bespoke Bore (is ma vibe)
- duet with orr Soph
& many, many maw!
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Am still in that bespoke place, abroad. Still cannae say where as cannae compromise my security and so forth. Am going to ask them to put this oan in the reception as that’s where it all happens. Ah can listen whilst I drink 
lethal drinks. So aye.Don’t you *dare* blacken The Grinch’s name!! He’s entirely delightful compared to that snidey wee bleep!!
Enjoy hen ma lovely!Howling at this
Gett'em in yer belly and dance! 
I forgot to add the old classic, "The witch is back!" 
I hope you packed wax melts for room ambiance? 
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