That's me jist caught up with last night's dots, holy duck am pyoor black affrontit tae find oot the wee scrotum face is gaun tae Meloneras, that resort that I've been gaun tae for aw these years is noo deid tae me. There's 3 o they lopespan hotels in that resort, we've lukked et them aw and nane of them huv gid reviews for food. Canny wait tae see them shoapin there in the designer shoaps that don't sell dupes. Also last time we were there we decided Tae huv a drink oot the hotel, was €24 fur 2 drinks so aye. He'd jist copyin misfit jaw who appeared Tae eat aw their meals ootwith the hotel so Manio better huv mega petty cash wi him, they'll get nae €5 brekkies or pizzas there. This is gauny be a beaut hoaliday..for us cunts.
Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby
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Saw this on that vile app, TikTok. So fitting. Even has the wee handbag
Literally was gonna say that he wis oan a wee Misfit Jaw lemonade budget jurneh tae copy her tic toks again.
Plenty of Jamon crisps fae the Spar to fill up oan when they've blown their week's spending money on one meal tho
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Any pics hen?The box room that he decorated like a concession of Virgin Atlantic
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I wish we did! Haha I’ll have a look through the old threads. They must be knocking about somewhere
Hens av been told aff by mr sloppys. At the airport oan our way to that place, abroad. Told him Maz has booked Gran Canaria and told him hope he prounounces it is wrang. I proceeed to play last nights stories. Mr sloppys had one of his best nights out in the yumbo. He told me turn it aff as people were looking at us. In a bespoke boujee lounge, not the time for Mario’s voice. Can confirm nae one came up and asked if I watch Mario too. Not New York in America ma lovelies.
Hens, its no mae joab but iv found oot whit his high powered joab wus.
He got a wee apprentice joab fur the Feds but was caught pocketing the salt and pepper fae the canteen while "fine dining" so wus put under cover as a fork lift driver at Hersheys but they soon fund oot he canny drive and wus eating awe the chocolate.
After mare digging they found oot he wus in fact .01% Italian and 99.9% Scottish, no fae New York in America, even although he claimed to ken Debbie Harris, didney huv a Visa tae work so deported him tae Ayrshire and so forth.
Their code name fur him wus "nae cleaning wi Mario" so that gave him the idea tae start up his Insta.
Noo he can only dream of the days when he used tae wear regulation Fed sunglasses, no Primark wans also
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#factual #nomajoab #professionalMario #saltandpepper
He got a wee apprentice joab fur the Feds but was caught pocketing the salt and pepper fae the canteen while "fine dining" so wus put under cover as a fork lift driver at Hersheys but they soon fund oot he canny drive and wus eating awe the chocolate.
After mare digging they found oot he wus in fact .01% Italian and 99.9% Scottish, no fae New York in America, even although he claimed to ken Debbie Harris, didney huv a Visa tae work so deported him tae Ayrshire and so forth.
Their code name fur him wus "nae cleaning wi Mario" so that gave him the idea tae start up his Insta.
Noo he can only dream of the days when he used tae wear regulation Fed sunglasses, no Primark wans also
Thank me laters
#factual #nomajoab #professionalMario #saltandpepper
Here it is.Hello, long time lurker on this fabulous thread.
could someone experienced post Mario’s review on the jet2 app(sorry I don’t know how to do it). It’s the best thing you’ll read all year. Especially thanking the staff for giving Derek crayons
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There is so so so much you can take from this. He's such a knob.
Snippets.
Been with Deek 10 years then says 8.
Designer purses... OMG I'm pishing masen.
He took his SUNFLOWER LANYARD!
Deek got crayons every time they went to the restaurant but he didn't do the AI!
Only thing that didn't spine bright was the food. omg
Genuine doop bags.
The whole review is a scream.
He's a moron.
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The first time I ever went tae the gran canaria, aboot a hunner years ago, afore we could afford hotels, we stayed in a cheap apartment that overlooked the entrance intae the Yumbo, tae say we were well entertained wid be an understatement, sat oot oan the balcony drinkin the lethal
watching them aw gawn in wis quite something else, but the best bit wis a wee bar just inside that gave you a free shot every time you bought a drink, beyond foo as a puggy 
Gives me the boke when he does those close ups of his pores and scaly skinDead rattle snake
When the filter slips as it can’t cover the combination of huge beak and massive five-head. We all get a jump scare and nae debatesGives me the boke when he does those close ups of his pores and scaly skin
And they're quite new I believe, we all went on an Ikea Journey and he still bought wardrobes that are too tiny for all his shite, its mental how he has a load of nike shoeboxes piled up in front of it too.. I couldn't live amongst all that clutterJust spotted top of his bulging wardrobe
Filth
I've stupidly watched his stories a few time while I've been eating an had to put the plate down my lovely, near been sick all over ma dinner looking at that big dome of his with his sonic hair. He just looks like he needs a bespoke bath, nae debates and so forth. Not even a filter can help him henWhen the filter slips as it can’t cover the combination of huge beak and massive five-head. We all get a jump scare and nae debates
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There definitely is never any action in that bumming fort. Imagine that face looming up out of the darkness. The stuff nightmares are made of ma hen!And they're quite new I believe, we all went on an Ikea Journey and he still bought wardrobes that are too tiny for all his shite, its mental how he has a load of nike shoeboxes piled up in front of it too.. I couldn't live amongst all that clutter
I've stupidly watched his stories a few time while I've been eating an had to put the plate down my lovely, near been sick all over ma dinner looking at that big dome of his with his sonic hair. He just looks like he needs a bespoke bath, nae debates and so forth. Not even a filter can help him hen
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He really is disgustingly ugly. I just can't comprehend the audacity of him.I've stupidly watched his stories a few time while I've been eating an had to put the plate down my lovely, near been sick all over ma dinner looking at that big dome of his with his sonic hair. He just looks like he needs a bespoke bath, nae debates and so forth. Not even a filter can help him hen
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Hard of socially acceptable facial features and yet continues to post his face in a public domain.
Mind blowing
I meant the dildoAnd they're quite new I believe, we all went on an Ikea Journey and he still bought wardrobes that are too tiny for all his shite, its mental how he has a load of nike shoeboxes piled up in front of it too.. I couldn't live amongst all that clutter
I've stupidly watched his stories a few time while I've been eating an had to put the plate down my lovely, near been sick all over ma dinner looking at that big dome of his with his sonic hair. He just looks like he needs a bespoke bath, nae debates and so forth. Not even a filter can help him hen
New York in America
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Oh bleeping hell, I had to go back for a look. I must be as blind as a Nikita dugI meant the dildo
Had a wee snoop to see if Jet2 accepted Klarna and tah dah.
This probably isn’t news to you all but I’m not a Klarna connoisseur like our beloved engraved bath mat owner.
This probably isn’t news to you all but I’m not a Klarna connoisseur like our beloved engraved bath mat owner.
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