Hen thats his bespoke filter. Makes his heid look like a big tomato and sometimes it malfunctions cos it canny cope wi the forheid wrinkles and the stubble also
Tonsa love
Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby
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Tonsa love
Dying at this
. Funny fuckers you lot on this thread, certainly giving me tena ladies a run fer they money!Im callin a Bingo oan him buying a wee bespoke salt and pepper tae take tae GC fur when hes oot fine dining.Please god let's not have a full fuckin year of Marion buying 'bits' (shite) for his next vacay in Gran Caneeeria
Gold plated S&P courtesy of klarna. Iykykiydkgtn. Smell the weath
We did too! the BEST thing I have ever boughtWe had air con fitted in our bedrooms last year - smell that wealth Marion!It’s worth it’s gold in weight cos I’m a menopausal witch
Wonder when he will start buying stuff for next years holiday, this weekend maybe?
He will share stories of funny stuff that happened basically give himself few more days to make stuff up and lie. Can’t wait but also.
Baby gro is back for summer.
He said they would stop buying stuff it was getting ridiculous amount stuff they had but everyone on stories there is another new box in the back, I want to know what that green and red thing on wardrobe surely that isn’t Christmas stuff??
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Marion says you can’t get air con in homes but you can he NTGTKIHDK. More people are investing in it esp new builds because they hold the heat all year.
Since getting our side the drive done our
neighbour has been parking right outside my windows, how I’ve been struggling to pop on here, nightmare at this rate I should just be doing a Marion this isnae for me Mr Isa let’s get a shed.
Honestly hens never buy a house with shared drive it’s hellish, or as Marion says don’t buy a house the bank own it and it’s not yours for 40 years even if you get a fixed rate for 50 years. So aye rant over. duck it year for Isa
He will share stories of funny stuff that happened basically give himself few more days to make stuff up and lie. Can’t wait but also.
Baby gro is back for summer.
He said they would stop buying stuff it was getting ridiculous amount stuff they had but everyone on stories there is another new box in the back, I want to know what that green and red thing on wardrobe surely that isn’t Christmas stuff??
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Marion says you can’t get air con in homes but you can he NTGTKIHDK. More people are investing in it esp new builds because they hold the heat all year.
Since getting our side the drive done our
neighbour has been parking right outside my windows, how I’ve been struggling to pop on here, nightmare at this rate I should just be doing a Marion this isnae for me Mr Isa let’s get a shed. Honestly hens never buy a house with shared drive it’s hellish, or as Marion says don’t buy a house the bank own it and it’s not yours for 40 years even if you get a fixed rate for 50 years. So aye rant over. duck it year for Isa
See what youse lot mean about the dreaded "dots of doom"!
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And all before August!
Absolutely love love love you posting these coz am hard of insta
Separate entities to the highest degree
Signed sealed delivered
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When Manbagz talks about his 'clients' I'd say he either works for an agency or is working as a sole trader. There is no way he's employed by the Police. Trying tae make himself posh when he's no.
Canny wait for the newbies to see the bespoke stovies cooking journey
Canny wait for the newbies to see the bespoke stovies cooking journey
I'm hard of remembering, What summer drink was she making with "fresh" frozen raspberries?! 
I'm still torturing myself thinking of him in a darkroom and lightning up the place like the 4th of July with the static sparks flying off his polyester 2 piece
I'm still torturing myself thinking of him in a darkroom and lightning up the place like the 4th of July with the static sparks flying off his polyester 2 pieceI was transfixed. The dots of doom featured the eye tapping I had only read of. I wanted to reach in and crush his stranglers sausages and so forth.
He really does just ramble u
The Dots of Doom proved to be a gift that kept on giving and giving and giving. What a heid rip.
The tip tapping delivered nausea as predicted.
I could go on but I'm exhausted with this bastard heat also
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I am laughing so much at this thread that I'm hard of posting.
Can somebody tell me about So Si and Capeesh? I've missed these in my research insofar and so forth.
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If they're as funny as the "Blind Nikita Dug" and "Flashed The Postman" pure beak clutching bullshite he's concocted previously, then we in for a treatit ma loveliesCannae wait for the fUnNy sToRiEs he has to tell us this weekend.
That actually never happened
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That's literally the speed Deek talks ahahahhaSee what youse lot mean about the dreaded "dots of doom"!
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Liz Be Da Law....said in a stumbling voice as he struggles to read basic English.If they're as funny as the "Blind Nikita Dug" and "Flashed The Postman" pure beak clutching bullshite he's concocted previously, then we in for a treatit ma lovelies
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That's literally the speed Deek talks ahahahha
Aye but whit’s worse: tightly shut prude or the cheeky flash oaf the wee tittie cleavage?
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So Si = So Aye, in Lanzarotian (a country he recently visited although YMNKANTGTK as he's no really mentioned it oan his page!)
Capeesh (spelled "Capesh" in Marion) is because his Da is 900th Italian and he thinks it makes his point/argument winning by adding it to the end of his rambles.
Hope that helped YGTK and so on and so forth
Of course ma lovelie, welcome tae the funniest thread oan this vile app. Bring ur personalised sippy cup, criss and dairylea cheeseboard and get aww cosy. YDKBYGTK, capeesh?It’s a really lovely thread my questions (because I’m only learning) are always answered
(Youse didnae know but youse got tae know
)Why does he wear that babygro when he's doing his skincare happy tap?
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Aye it looks like a babygro/vest.
The way he pulls it over constantly gives me bleeping rage.
I was just thinking I wonder if they’ve booked around pride time imagine the OOTD if they went all out
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Is he wearing a headband what’s that weird line round his hair?
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