Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby

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I can't remember if I've told the New trolls this story, but I'm like your ancient wee and cabbage smelling granny, gather round...
Avamay had a party, Mario and came to England for it, I honestly think it's the only party he's ever been to. He fake tanned, school uniform outfit. Mario looked so awkward, Deek enjoyed himself, dancing etc. One of the others at the party posted that when they went to their room, Deek was outside their room, locked out cos Mario wouldn't let him in! Deek had enjoyed himself while Mario sulked off to bed, so embarrassing, imagine coming all that way and being so weird.
Not a newbie but have never heard this story! How funny. I can just imagine Mario being a really nasty spiteful character, he's like that on his stories too
 
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Not a newbie but have never heard this story! How funny. I can just imagine Mario being a really nasty spiteful character, he's like that on his stories too
He must be pure hell to live with and so moody if he doesn't get his way. There's a really spiteful streak which come across.
 
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Ma lovelies! I was supporting that small business Asda earlier on today and almost sharted maself right there in aisle 22 seeing the new collab range - Macaroni x Asda!

Pyooor luxury! Utter wealthy! Pistachio! Top notes, base notes and music notes! (sing it hen!)

Sadly fae me those 🐍 on the virus app Asda nae take Klarna so I couldnae get to know about these new must have summer perfumes!

These won’t be around for long hens - EXTREMLEY LIMITED EDITION and also ADULT.
 

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Bespoke from that small country London. Bet AM is fumming hens. 🐍
 
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Ma lovelies! I was supporting that small business Asda earlier on today and almost sharted maself right there in aisle 22 seeing the new collab range - Macaroni x Asda!

Pyooor luxury! Utter wealthy! Pistachio! Top notes, base notes and music notes! (sing it hen!)

Sadly fae me those 🐍 on the virus app Asda nae take Klarna so I couldnae get to know about these new must have summer perfumes!

These won’t be around for long hens - EXTREMLEY LIMITED EDITION and also ADULT.
Music notes 😆
 
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I’ve just checked in on beak and Deek after a long hiatus from this app that’s not my joab and I am pure affronted.
im off to Lindsey rotte in the scent Costa teguise next week, I’m crabbit I missed them 😤


still clutching my beak from the OOTD
Still the funniest thread on tattle
So si
Don’t forget to take your hairdryer, kettle, microwave, iron and ironing board. Remember to check out all the fine dining too
 
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I’ve just checked in on beak and Deek after a long hiatus from this app that’s not my joab and I am pure affronted.
im off to Lindsey rotte in the scent Costa teguise next week, I’m crabbit I missed them 😤


still clutching my beak from the OOTD
Still the funniest thread on tattle
So si
I hope you are in an extremely adult only hotel with a Rosemary and reception where all the fun is kicking off after a malibu and coke 🍹💎
 
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It’s the Birds Eye microwave steam bag of veg that gives that dinner its bespoke touch of class. Fine dining, if you will
 
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It’s the Birds Eye microwave steam bag of veg that gives that dinner its bespoke touch of class. Fine dining, if you will
I thought it was 2 to 3 pickled onions and 10,00g of salt 🤷‍♀️
IDKSNTGTK
factual
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Hard of fine dining
Trained on Tattle🍹💎
 
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Wee Deek will now be bespokely spewing his fine dining so sí. There’ll be nae bumming fort the night lads, Marion will be talking him off the flat roof wae the squirrels 🤭🍀
 
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I’ve just checked in on beak and Deek after a long hiatus from this app that’s not my joab and I am pure affronted.
im off to Lindsey rotte in the scent Costa teguise next week, I’m crabbit I missed them 😤


still clutching my beak from the OOTD
Still the funniest thread on tattle
So si
Have you'se been tae Lindsay before hen?

Just be prepared.

Don't want it to be a shock when you'se get there.

But

The restaurants charge different prices. They're no all the same price hen.

Also
 
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Howlin' that there's a whole thread full of folk that will now refer to Lanza as Lindsay forevermore!
 
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I can't remember if I've told the New trolls this story, but I'm like your ancient wee and cabbage smelling granny, gather round...
Avamay had a party, Mario and came to England for it, I honestly think it's the only party he's ever been to. He fake tanned, school uniform outfit. Mario looked so awkward, Deek enjoyed himself, dancing etc. One of the others at the party posted that when they went to their room, Deek was outside their room, locked out cos Mario wouldn't let him in! Deek had enjoyed himself while Mario sulked off to bed, so embarrassing, imagine coming all that way and being so weird.
It was because deek was busting some moves and getting along very well with that wee Curtis guy 🥰
 
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What happened today that was so bad he NEEDED to have some fine dining? Did the bespoke wrapped kitchen catch fire? If I’ve had a long day I just want to get home not go eat out. He never cooks nor cleans does he?
#soaye #treatit #deserved #finedining
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And whatever you do....

DO NOT DRINK THE TAP WATER, CAPESH?
It'll be fine tae drink it fae the toilet bowl though, Beak didni mention that. 👌
 
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Ok so I’m a newbie here and I think the wiki needs translation tae. No?
 
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