Brought the sun back with him but we've had sun all weekShowing off dereks tan with a filter onthey used a filter the whole holiday actually
Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby
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Hen, this app is no ma joab so IDK how tae play this. Something aboot a Codec and trying tae charge me 79p fur the honour, pure affronted and so forth.I hope so
Here's another, to celebrate their homecoming to Beirut! First bit is slowed down to get a good close up of Deek's travel nappy
Tonsa love
Dawl that probably means ye need tae turn aw yer electricals aff and sit in the dark nooHen, this app is no ma joab so IDK how tae play this. Something aboot a Codec and trying tae charge me 79p fur the honour, pure affronted and so forth.
Tonsa love
I’m sure someone got a bingo for predicting he’d say that
(Edited because typing
is clearly catching! 
)Killing myself laughing at the Wiki, Bummingfort etcetera! What a "journey" (I hate that word!)
Is he suggesting he had three hours sleep because his body is fucked with jet lag? Surely not?
Where does he dry '7 loads of washing' in a matter of hours?
polyester hen, it drys instantly! IYDKGTK!
That would be the bespoke icing on the cake
Maybe Deeks wee bespoke goochi 2 piece needed a wash of its own, being a designer
They're both definitely missing something up topVillage idiot + sunburn + vacuum cleaner in the background =
He's done 7 loads of washing?!. How when all they've worn are shorts and pyjama sets.
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I was trying to remember who called it. He's so predictable
You know that smell when you open a packet of cheap ham and that rancid air just puffs out at you.
So aye.
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Only til 10pm ma lovelie
Don't worry hen she's her self of self, all is good
She’s was quiet this morning because she’s been catching up on this vile app. We called it Tattlers. Also. She’s done all her washing, 
Deek brought the sun hame wae him despite him having a filter on and Marion has confined that bebbe gurul Rayn was well looked after. Thanks for the reassurance ma lovelie. Tonsa love. Mua!
Deek brought the sun hame wae him despite him having a filter on and Marion has confined that bebbe gurul Rayn was well looked after. Thanks for the reassurance ma lovelie. Tonsa love. Mua!
He has the washing maiden up in the corner of the living room CONSTANTLY. It’s like a part of the furniture in there, as is the Shark Vacuum parked next to the sofa.
He also dries his bed sheets over the living room door
I could have a gun held to my head and I wouldn’t post that anywhere it could be seen.
He'd save so much time if he washed his and Derek's clothes together. He does not have bespoke sensitive skin. He must have plonked a rotary line in the kitchen to dry 7 loads.
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