Hahahaha I always think you get what you pay for is he having a laugh? He was singing the praises of a fiver fry up with a solitary sausage and a piece of toast that had been toasted under a lightbulb.
Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby
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All the cases Marion means 2 cases and 7 loads Marion means whites, darks and colours. 3 loads. 7 Load washing he’s at it, even I never had that when I used to go away with Mr Isa and the kids.
Also it’s was so warm today why is he wearing a big fleece inside, he’s such a riot.
Isn’t Gemma his pal that’s the painter the one that gave his lamp and crap to.
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His “pal” Gem is also weird looking the name is mrs Ruiz casa, don’t know if she is from Ayrshire or what.
Also it’s was so warm today why is he wearing a big fleece inside, he’s such a riot.
Isn’t Gemma his pal that’s the painter the one that gave his lamp and crap to.
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His “pal” Gem is also weird looking the name is mrs Ruiz casa, don’t know if she is from Ayrshire or what.
You'd think a kid had wrote that, not a middle aged man
You always get what you pay for all inclusive. He didn't bleeping know what was included.
And I've had some of the nicest food at proper 4/5 star all inclusives.
So aye, you get what you pay for, but when you have the palate of a hog you won't appreciate much local cuisine.
Keep spinning yer magic like a diamond Rosemary
(even tho he only briefly spoke tae yeh - did ye offer him a cup of tea as you seem to have found yourself a bespoke Paisley Martha hen)
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Aye ISA hen the very wan…pally wi rendall and misfit jaw
I’m pure affronted about his use of “self catering” self catering is catering for yourself, as in shopping for food and cooking. If they chose to eat out, that’s half board no?! Also, don’t feel like you can just change your mind half way through your holiday, so did they pay for all inclusive and choose the fine dining lyfe?! I’m off on a bespoke self catering holiday at the end of the month, we’ve hired a hoose (smell the wealth) and it has a wee hot tub and pool table. Going with my husband and his family, 2 actual working chefs in the group and we’re still doing a rota for who is going to cook of a night. (Lunches will probably be pubs as taking the wee Nikita dugs with us!) what is she on aboot????
Public service announcement for all the lovely newbies we have here:
Mario has a Pandora Charm bracelet that is full to the brim of snide Pandora charms and cheap tacky ones off Ava May wax melt boxes.
He wears it when he is getting bummed so it jingle jangles. Like the wings of angels. So aye
Mario has a Pandora Charm bracelet that is full to the brim of snide Pandora charms and cheap tacky ones off Ava May wax melt boxes.
He wears it when he is getting bummed so it jingle jangles. Like the wings of angels. So aye
Deek’s arm looks like a drumstick squashie
He loves a random quotation mark. It’s painful isn’t it just how terminally stupid he really is
Omggggg ahahahhahahahahahahahahah
Thanks for this, jingle jangle jewellery when he's getting bummed!
Also, thanks to the hen who provided an explanation to 'dots of doom'
________So, ma kindly lovelies, what is this 'trained in nails'? Also
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I never realised a 40 year old man could be so thick! Does he wax his face?
He has these random fads and lies he tells. One day he decided he was “trained in nails”. He brought all the shite he needed off of Amazon, so he could do his own gel nailsThanks for this, jingle jangle jewellery when he's getting bummed!
Also, thanks to the hen who provided an explanation to 'dots of doom'
So, ma kindly lovelies, what is this 'trained in nails'? Also
never seen or heard of again.Oh, and he said he even had a “cessificate” to prove he was trained in nails
Magic!!!!! So good to see you here!!!!! Am mop kicking every time a see a cronie from the hinch thread in this new land. It’s pyoor, bespoke fabulous. Also.Thanks for this, jingle jangle jewellery when he's getting bummed!
Also, thanks to the hen who provided an explanation to 'dots of doom'
So, ma kindly lovelies, what is this 'trained in nails'? Also
There's so many Marionisms. Ahm no an OG so still "getting tae know" a lot of them tae.He has these random fads and lies he tells. One day he decided he was “trained in nails”. He brought all the shite he needed off of Amazon, so he could do his own gel nails
Oh, and he said he even had a “cessificate” to prove he was trained in nails
What a treatit this guy is tho.
He really is quite unique! 
Another favourite compulsory purchase he made was the Ring Doorbell. To go on his front door…… which is inside a block of flats BEHIND a communal door with an entry phone system
Aww
So welcoming here, a wee bespoke holiday in itself! Xx
Aside to this, when he has a wreath at Christmas he hangs it INSIDE the door. Ma hens we aren't making any of this up, you truly couldn't.
Does he fancy Rosemary? Way he keeps going on about someone he spoke to very briefly and only couple times it’s like he’s hoping she’s going give him a free stay next time.
She’s obviously like that with all the guests, maybe little more with Deed Deek and him maybe thought it was a carer and his patient having a holiday together.
I still LOL at fact he says how great she was but didn’t ask her instagram if she has it and tried to search for her… did he ask her for her 2nd name? Or he just searching Rosemary in the search bar
She’s obviously like that with all the guests, maybe little more with Deed Deek and him maybe thought it was a carer and his patient having a holiday together.
I still LOL at fact he says how great she was but didn’t ask her instagram if she has it and tried to search for her… did he ask her for her 2nd name? Or he just searching Rosemary in the search bar
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