Did his head expand on the plane or something?Village idiot + sunburn + vacuum cleaner in the background =
Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby
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Showing off dereks tan with a filter on 
they used a filter the whole holiday actually
they used a filter the whole holiday actually
The lights are on but no ones homeVillage idiot + sunburn + vacuum cleaner in the background =
AlwaysDoes he always write like this?! I canโt make sense of anything he says
That bloody 'Hoover' that isn't actually a Hoover. Their bedsit is so fuglyVillage idiot + sunburn + vacuum cleaner in the background =
Would you admit to being his family member
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His sister commented once... Mario had been complaining they were cold, even tho the heating was on... Sister, clearly mortified said why don't you ask us these things... The solution to his problem was turning up the thermostat, imagine not knowing that.
Before they went to Lindsay Grotty, he was complaining the internet went off at 10pm each night, dying to see if he's worked out why.
It's depressing looking.
Feel terrible for Rayn the wean she has probably had the best time of her life, now sheโs back in the non-colour penthoose with captain crunchy leggings and uncle Neanderthal.
Bespoke holiday comedown today 
might go back and reread the wiki to cheer maesefl oap
Rose, Peach and the Nelly
Trained in nails
Severe disabilities etcetera etcetera
Fine dining
Extremely adults only
might go back and reread the wiki to cheer maesefl oapRose, Peach and the Nelly
Trained in nails
Severe disabilities etcetera etcetera
Fine dining
Extremely adults only
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Surely they must pish themselves at thisA wee montage ay Lanzerote memories, nightly 2 piece fashion an' kicks! โจ๏ธ
Quoting masel so ah kin say telt youse!!! Horrified at my typo, hard of English like Beak.Hay Friday hens, it's a lovely day in the Shire, what's the betting Beak says he brought the good weather game wi him.
Will it be a Castlevecchi, Jam Jars or cheeky wee takeaway fur tonight's fine dining?
His sister commented once... Mario had been complaining they were cold, even tho the heating was on... Sister, clearly mortified said why don't you ask us these things... The solution to his problem was turning up the thermostat, imagine not knowing that.Would you admit to being his family member
Before they went to Lindsay Grotty, he was complaining the internet went off at 10pm each night, dying to see if he's worked out why.
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Omg the internet situ was a pure treatit. Forgot all about it. I wonder if they've figured it out yet. I hope not.
So now the summer holiday is over do we think the Christmas Tree will be going up next week?
I reckon he had a cat sitter to come and feed her. Bet she was living her best life! Also I bet this is what she was thinking when they walked through the doorHelp me oot trolls - who the duck is Gemma?
Why didnโt Johnny the panto dame return the favour, as Marion visits Dolly the dug for them. I suspect petty cash is involved to make that happen though. #DWP
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You know damn well autumn is next week, Christmas is the week after.
Maybe Nathan scissorhands could do this hairdo for Marion next time? 
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Pure raging he's back, been one of the best weeks on here for awhile I want them to go New York in America next
I hope soSurely they must pish themselves at this
Here's another, to celebrate their homecoming to Beirut! First bit is slowed down to get a good close up of Deek's travel nappy
The song choice is chefโsI hope so
Here's another, to celebrate their homecoming to Beirut! First bit is slowed down to get a good close up of Deek's travel nappy
7 loads of washing????? I donโt have that much after 2 weeks of doing a road trip of 3000 miles around the USA. I reckon they pissed/shat themselves 7 times a day to get that much!!
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