That is the face of a cat that has had enough
Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby
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Someone needs to let Cinders get tae ken that the best way to cure the back to work blues is to already have another holiday/weekend away/event booked to look forward to.
Poor Rayne is like, take him baaaack 
Is he a really small man? I have started going through his highlights and he’s doing a speed clean when he’s standing by the sink in the kitchen he looks tiny!
I’m struggling to understand him
I’m struggling to understand him
3ft 6” my lovelyIs he a really small man? I have started going through his highlights and he’s doing a speed clean when he’s standing by the sink in the kitchen he looks tiny!
I’m struggling to understand him
Also sorry I have lots of questions does he own the flat or rent it?
It’s cooncil ma lovely. But he pays FUHL rent!!
I cannae stop watching this video ma lovely. I keep treatit maself and clutching ma beak.Aye ma lovely @welshgirl2021, it seems a good few of us Nusties are here and welcomed with open arms by these beautiful hens
The lingo is catching and today I described our lunch oot as 'bespoke' and said 'smell the wealth'!
'Am still slowin' things doon!
Luxury, deid boojee, Lindsay Rotte, Also
You are truly worth your gold in weight! More vids please
Aye he is very very small. The whole world struggles to understand him, partly because he talks so fast but mostly because what he says is nonsense. Have you read the Wiki? It's brilliant but wear your TenasIs he a really small man? I have started going through his highlights and he’s doing a speed clean when he’s standing by the sink in the kitchen he looks tiny!
I’m struggling to understand him
Jus feel like pyoor shite, want Lanza back xo
But, we move!
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That White Company bath mat is gonna be covered in explosive sharts. Waste of £25.
Deid hen, chocked on ma coffee!Is he a really small man? I have started going through his highlights and he’s doing a speed clean when he’s standing by the sink in the kitchen he looks tiny!
I’m struggling to understand him
Haha ok I forgot about the Wiki I’ll have a look now
He could get a mortgage like THAT and had one in his twenties but gave it all up to cuckoo his aunties box room and then deid deeks flat
It's jist no fur him.
Instead, he saves his petty cash by only paying the cooncil and no the bank, as that rented cooncil flat has a lot of treatit investments in it and the cooncil should be grateful to him fir building it fae the ground up.
Also, he widnae be able tae clean a mortgaged hoose either (coz ya know, when you get a mortgage you can only buy 3 bedroom properties, apparently).
It's jist no fir him.
Instead, he wanders around the nice bought houses of Glasgow Road with wee Deek with matching flasks of hot chocolate, peering through the windows with his kerries, at their tastefully decorated Christmas trees whilst rubbing one out.
It's jist no fir him.
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The box room that he decorated like a concession of Virgin Atlantic
And if your house is owned by the bank you have to have a 30 year fixed rate mortgage. No fur him
No many people ken this, but Taylor Swift actually wrote The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived aboot oor Mario.Is he a really small man? I have started going through his highlights and he’s doing a speed clean when he’s standing by the sink in the kitchen he looks tiny!
I’m struggling to understand him
Now I understand why oor Marion wisnae bothered. Dirty sod.
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That’s where the 10 bleep washings came from. Imagine the state of the sheets
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